*clears throat*

Most likely you're here because you are bored, misguided, mentally disturbed, or simply by chance. But whatever could have possibly motivated you to view my "blog" is beyond me...

Anywho...

Looking forward to getting my shiny new Xbox-360 for Xboxmas--ha, corny joke there *snicker*--I heard some people got mugged after leaving the store upon purchasing their PS3. Gettin' a little crazy out there, eh? So, to be courteous to my teeth, nose, and other body parts, I have decided to wait 'til things settle down before I go out and by my PS3...

*looks at gun rack*
*thinks*
Eh... No, no. I'll wait.