Announcer: All your base are belong to Carlos Mencia and only a kid that posts on forum sites with a laptop can stop him in this (not so) thrilling movie of the summer(not really). Join MeezaGood98 in "Welkum to my Space Carnival of no Real Significance"!

Me: Why the hell does this movie have such a long f**king title?

Mencia: Prepare to eat fishd**ks holmes.

Me: Wait. You're a gay fish?

*laughter*

Kanye: F**K YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!

*insert not-so-dramatic fight scene here*

Announcer: Coming soon to a YouTube near you.