YOU DIED..the tale of a poor pyromancer who finds himself in Lordran the most unforgiving place in gaming (V2.0 for those of you who remember that demon souls exists)

EPISODE 5:Mommy can i go back to the sewers the rats were nicer

so i was stuck at the entrance to blight town

so i make my way from the depth to bligthtown

kill the 3 dung pie guys

aggro 2 infected hollows at the same time kill one while im killing the other a 3rd one joins the party and then they both jump on me and start biting me till i die

goodbye 8k souls and 2 loose humanity

next time im super extra careful to pull one at a time and this time i study his moves and figure out what he does before trying the grab attack

so i clear the area and thanks to an enemy climbing the ladder i manage to see the ladder that leads forward (or downwards)

and i find the bonfire

then i get lost

like real lost i wonder around till i find a massive parasite sucking on the wall

i shoot a few arrows in it but they don't do enough damage so i give up and go and try to melee it

BAD IDEA

bam claw attack

bam fast claw attack

im dead

next time i don't even come close to it

i waste all my newly purchased 50 arrows(forgot to tell u on my way into blight town the second time i bought 50 arrows this should go up )on killing it

and it dies

i feel great i loot the corpse under it and i get a pyromancy

i had 10k souls+ a pyromancy to try so i head to the bonfire

level up my dexterity and check that new pyromancy to find its the most useless one ever

in any other game a hp loss over time for extra strength would be a great idea not in dark souls

so i keep my old 2 pyromancies on

and go forward

find a well feel great this might be where i should go actually turned out to be where the parasite was sucking and i went in a full circle

yay

by then i backtrack to the bonfire go the opposite direction then go down

looks like a dead end to be so i head back to the bonfire and call it a day

the following happened 2 days after the previous part:

I fire up the game kill the enemies in my way and find the way that leads to the bottom of the area
which where I want to go
in front of me is another dung guy
while im trying to kill him he hits me with his mace and sends me flying

Down

Towards my death

I brace my self and go for round two when he does the taunt/gather allies attack I go and get my free hits only to find a normal enemy jump me from the back and attack me the same time the dung guy attacks me
bam 80% health is not ZERO
try #3
i think maybe I should clear the area super well so he cant call any one with his taunt

I climb the sniper tower and find my soul meter adding 500 souls

The idiot fell down trying to chase me up
I was like hey I couldnt kill u in this tight area anyway XD
I keep going forward till I find the white light beyond that I meet the fire spider and the poison mosquito not particularly hard enemies just annoying specially the mosquito I kill them all and reach the swamp
running from island to island to avoid getting poisoned (I actually thought it was toxin and was super scared and it wasnt till later when I got poisoned that I realized that its poison not toxin and that I shouldnt be that afraid because I have a ton of the anti poison stuff )

Till I turn a blind corner
and eat a boulder to the face
I run back drink some estus
and when he comes around the corner I get a few good shots in

And I would have killed him if it wasnt for that other boulder that hit me in the butt while hitting the first dung boulder guy
and since it was a very small area it was really hard to maneuver so I had to dodge a lot

I dodged till I ran out of stamina because they kept alternating attacking me
and when I ran out
I died ofc
with 10k souls and 1 loose humanity
I yell
scream
and take a nice long break that includes lunch tv sleeping and some interwebz

Oh did I mention that I walked by the bonfire I dismissed it because there were no solid land to get to it and I thought maybe there is another way to get to it
I was wrong u could totally roll your way there faster that poison fill up

when I get the nerves

I boot the game again when I get to the dung guy that killed himself last time I spend 5 mins on the sniper tower trying to get him to kill himself till he does it again then I progress all the way to the bonfire
which I don dismiss that time
I make it to my blood stain then run like a crazy person towards the bonfire
I didnt feel like losing 12k souls all over again

I level up for 8k and I have 4k left
anyway I stay near the bonfire for a while to scared to go forward
beyond the bonfire there is a dragon scale I pick that up and go back to the swamp

I decide to head in the opposite direction to the boulder guys
and I find an elevator
which I know leads to another area
sick of blight town I think I could use a break of its crap
and head there
get on the elevator and die tying to get off
second try I wait till the very last second before getting off and make it
I keep climbing up and wondering when does blight town end and when does something new begins
I meet 4 toxic snipers in detour and manage to kill 1 and retreat before I have to waste all my blooming purple moss(I had already used 2/4 and used about 2 on the bridge next to the first bon fire so I was running low on them )

I ignore that detour for now and head up to meet another dung pie guy
I would have killed him
except when he was low on health I didnt guard and attacked instead
I was thinking I can kill him before he can finish the heavy attack

The dumbest thing u can ever think when u have a very small amount of health left
so I died
and with that I deem myself either too tired or too dumb to play any more dark souls today

next time im hoping to get back to fire link shrine so I can head to dark root garden farm some more anti toxins
and have a nice visit to the black smith in undead perish near the garden