YOU DIED...the tale of a poor pyromancer who finds himself in Lordran the most unforgiving place in gaming (V2.0 for those of you who remember that demon souls exists)

EPISODE 7 :Technical support


last time I stopped playing I was too scared to go back to blighttown
this time I decide to suck it up and head there
but after a detour coz I decided to head to undead asylum and get the rusted iron ring since I had the key
I head there get the key and even kill the guy that gave me estus flask (for the second time O.o )
and get the crest shield everything was going smoothly

till the group collapsed under me

I got tons of damage from the fall then a single swipe from the stray demon killed me
that was a nice surpise next time I was super extra careful
walked on the edges of the room only and made sure to pick up my lost souls in the process
I head back to firelink shrine then go to blighttown
I kill the 3 dung pies
then I thought since im up here ill try and kill the toxic snipers and get whatever they are guarding (it has to be huge there is like 6 of them there )
I manage to kill one then I somehow slip and fall into 2 dogs that eat what is remaining of my life
at this point I scream very loudly
because I remembered how much of an idiot I am
the last bonfire I rested at was in firelink shrine
so I had to kill the 3 dung guys all over again
and this time I dont bother with the snipers I head straight to the bonfire and rest there
after that I use the awesome ring my make my way to the boss hugging the right wall so that I dont have to fight the boulder dung guys
I get to the boss
and die
(there is a disccusiion about its appearance down below )
in my defense I was on the phone with @aser92 and wasnt paying that much attention
and was planning to die anyway I just wanted to see if I can learn something about her attack patterns

I hang up with my friend so that I can focus on the boss fight
and I get a call from my dad
where im technical support for his new phone
that call lasts an hour(yes it lasted an hour Ive never dealt with his new phone so give me a break
the part concerning backing up his old phone was done in 5 mins )
and after it ended it was late and I had a headache so I called it a day
Cya next time and hopefully by the end of next time I will have the trophy for ringing the second bell



part2:
so qualag (yes i spelled her name wrong gimme a break )
is topless but has hait covering her breasts
how many times have i seen that exact same ..(can u call it outfit ?)
if video games
i've seen it enough to call it a cliche'
i totally wouldn't mind if they had cloth on and had their hair done normally
i can totally play a game without looking at boobs
specially a game as scary as dark souls
i don't want to link spiders and boobs that would lead to a lot of awkward situations