Yes...this is indeed blog #299 which means that this is Ze Blog Of Absolute Randomness! :twisted: :P MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :twisted: :P Now it's time for you to see what my sick and twisted mind is capable of! :twisted: :P And I shall be listening to every song from Iced Earth's album Burnt Offerings as I type this blog because Burnt Offerings is their most epic and demonic album EVER!!! :D :P Now...before I go on massive tangents of thought I might as well talk about what's been going on in the past few days. :P I haven't bothered to make a blog since I think Tuesday because I wasn't in a good mood AT ALL...this whole Dan coming back to haunt me thing was really getting to me...and it still is...but now I feel like I at least have things somewhat under control and I'm not depressed like I was a few days ago. :P So...this time...I'm not faking being in a good mood...I'm actually happy at the moment. :P So...I might as well talk about what has happened since I last made a blog... :P Next paragraph... :P
Hmmmmm.....if I were Emperor Of Ze World... :P I like using "ze" instead of "the"...the "z" makes the title look cooler. :lol: :P I SHALL BE EMPEROR OF ZE WORLD WHEN I AM AN ADULT!!!!! :twisted: :P Yes...you all will fear my power and if you get on my bad side YOU SHALL PERISH!!!!! :twisted: :P MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :twisted: :P I actaully put six exclamation points after that evil laugh first but then I changed it...I like multiples of five better than multiples of six...I dunno why...you would think I'd like six better because six is the "devil's number"...or whatever you call it. :P Well...I do like the number 666...THAT number is Satanic and epic! :twisted: :P Did I ever make a blog that shows you the formula for figuring out the number for your name? :P I think I did...maybe it was on my old account...I still have the book on it...I think I'll post it again. :P Wait...oh Zeus...sorry...I just got MASSIVELY off topic...well...I guess this is what I'm supposed to be doing...this is Ze Blog Of Absolute Randomness after all... :lol: :P But I wanted to talk about these past few days first. :P Oh Zeus..."Last December" by Iced Earth is such an epic song...I think it's about Romeo and Juliet...but I dunno for sure. :P Focus, self! :lol: :P Okay...this past week... :P Yeah...next paragraph... :P Wait...I needs to leave for a moment and get that book... :P Uno momento... :P
Yays...I got ze book now! :D :P Wait...why did I get it just then...I should've gotten it later... :P Ooh...song lyrics just popped into my head... :P "Come to me my demon brother! Of us both and our father! A failure of creation...ABOMINATION!!!"...that's from the end of "Creator Failure" by Iced Earth...I LOVE this song! :D :P Okay...this past week...why do I keep putting this off? :P My mind is wierd I guess...too many random thoughts. :P Now if only I could un-memorize useless crap like the lyrics to "Last December" by Iced Earth and memorize useful crap like when the Magna Carta was made...then I'd actaully be doing well in History class. :lol: :P Okay...this past week...FINALLY!!! :P I'd rather not think about it too much because I hated all of last week but I feel like you peoples actually deserve to know...you've been really nice and understanding during this whole Dan coming back to haunt me thing so far. Okay...next paragraph... :P
FINALLY GETTING TO THIS PAST WEEK!!! :D :P THANK ZEUS!!! :D :P Wait...why am I thanking Zeus? :P I should be thanking HADES!!! :twisted: :P MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :twisted: :P Yeah...that's right! :twisted: :P I'm in a cult of devil-worshippers! :twisted: :P Kidding. :P To me that's kinda like a religion and well...I'm against all religions...preferring one over another is what leads to fighting and eventually crap like the Crusades. That's why even thought I was brought up to be Catholic I'm never getting confirmed and I'm never stepping foot in a church as long as I live...and the same goes for any other sacred building that's specific to any other religion. Okay...stop it, self! :P This past week. :P Okay...well...on Tuesday night I went to Jenna's place and we were gonna see the new Degrassi episode...on the way there I ran into more peoples who knew that I was really Dan and they were just being total jerks and making fun of me and calling me all these mean things. After that I just walked away and went to Jenna's place and saw the new Degrassi episode with her. Aside from that nothing special happened on Tuesday. Then on Wednesday I was too scared to leave the house so I just stayed inside all day. Jenna was nice enough to come over my place and we saw the new Degrassi episode that night. Oh, and when my mom came home from work she showed me this note she found on the front door...it was really scary. Then on Thursday I actually left the house to go on a quick walk just to be outside for a little while because I can't stand being inside all the time...I get crazy when that happens...well...more crazy than usual. :P I keep making so many typos as I'm typing this blog...I HATE using the backspace key to fix typos. :P I dunno why...I just hate it. :P Anyways...before I even left the house really I found another scary note on my front door and I got beat up by two of Jessica's ex-boyfriends. Then I went home...and I found out that I got a bunch of bruises and cuts on my body...I actually do still feel kinda sore from it all...and the bruises and cuts are still there too...well...most of them are anyways. "In the sixth hour of the sixth day of the sixth month, I was born into this world." Sorry...more song lyrics. :P It would be so scary to everyone else if I was born on June 6th at 6:00...and if the number of my name was 666...wouldn't that make me the anti-christ or whatever you'd like to call it? :P I'll just call it the Destroyer Of Mankind. :twisted: :P Well...I guess I'll do that anyways when I'm an adult. :twisted: :P Oh, anyways...after I got beat up I walked home and called my mom...she came home from work early to see me and make sure that I was okay. She talked to my dad and they both thought it was best that I stay inside for the next few weeks and if I get beaten up again or if things just don't get better within the next few weeks they're gonna talk to the police about it. Apparently I'm already the victim of a hate crime. That's terrible when you really think about it. Oh, and Jenna came over my place that night to see the new Degrassi episode with me...it was very nice of her to do that. Then on Friday and Saturday I just stayed inside all day...and I got sent more scary messages. Then on Sunday I met Jessica at that coffee shop where she first met Dan and I apologized to her. She did accept my apology and is gonna talk to her friends who are giving me a really hard time. Then I went to Jenna's house that night because she was having a party to celebrate the whole gay marriage being allowed in NY thing and she wanted me to come (I would hope so...I am her girlfriend after all. :P Kidding. :P ) and the party was really fun and it helped me get my mind off this whole Dan coming back to haunt me thing. :D And nothing bad happened when I was going to and from Jenna's place either. :D So...that's all that's really happened in the past few days. :P Now I'll get to today... :P
Wait...before that I wanna see if I can remember all the lyrics to "Brainwashed" by Iced Earth... :P Okay... :P
And so we begin with another sun
The Earth enslaved with hypocrites
They lay their heads to rest at night
Just say a little prayer and all is right
Christ it's nothing personal
You've gotta see
They twist and turn your words
For their own needs
They're all brainwashed puppets
Their almighty crutch
Cowards of reality
Their undying love
Living life in total lies
Judging others
Believe what I say or burn in Hell
Bow down your head
You won't feel so bad
Do as I say or burn in Hell
Close your eyes
Look deep inside
Master of the ignorance
Master of the lies
Judgement Day is close at hand
Generate that blasphemy
Master of the damned
Now behind your reflection
Lies the one who knows the truth
Your conscience will condemn you
On Judgement Day you'll lose
It seems very odd to me
How you sin and feel so free
And all you have to do is say
Forgive me, I believe
Lies, foolish lies
Behind your brainwashed eyes
Lies, foolish lies
Behind your brainwashed eyes
Judge me not my shallow friend
Lest ye be judged yourself
You abuse the words you preach
Mold them for yourself
Brainwashed hypocracy justifies the life you lead
Forgive me father I have sinned
Lay my head to rest again
Lay my head to rest
Living life in total lies
Judging others
Believe what I say or burn in Hell
Trust in me
Say yes, I believe
Do it now or burn in Hell
Close your eyes
Look deep inside
Master of the ignorance
Master of the lies
Judgement Day is close at hand
Generate that blastphemy
Master of the damned
Haha, not too bad if I do say so myself! :D :P Here's the link for "Brainwashed" by Iced Earth...listen to it and see if I got every single word right...I bet I did. :twisted: :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tumw6maSv1w Okay...now I'll talk about today... :P So far I haven't really done much but I did check my front door and there was no scary message this morning which is probably a good thing. :D So far I've taken a shower, practiced the flute, played some video games, started reading this book called "Legal Tender"...and now I'm making this blog. :P After this blog I'm gonna continue reading that book...it's REALLY good. :D Oh, and Jenna called me earlier today...she asked if I was ready to go outside for a while again and I said I would be ready if she was with me. Her response was pretty much: "Good. Do you want to go on a date later today. Then we'll go back to my place and watch that new Degrassi episode tonight." and of couse I said yes. :D So...at around 6:30 I'll be going to Jenna's place and we're gonna go on a date and then we're gonna see that new Degrassi episode at 9...so it should be fun! :D I can't wait actually...it'll be good to get out of the house and spend some time with Jenna. :D And I'm looking forward to seeing that new Degrassi episode as well. :P I'll probably start getting ready for my date at around 5 and leave my place at 6:10. :D :P that's all I really haveta say. :P Now...what was I gonna do after this...? :P Oh yeah...the number for your name formula thingy. :P Yeah...okay...next paragraph. :P
Oh, and tomorrow The Random Game: Part Three shall begin and I hope you all participate in it. :D :P And if you don't... I SHALL CAST YOUR BODY TO THE FLAMES OF HELL!!!!! :twisted: :P MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :twisted: :P Yeah...that'll work! :lol: :P Someday I shall be Emperor Of Ze World...and I will make the world I perfect utopia and then I will destroy it... :twisted: :P Yes...it's sad...but...it must be done. :twisted: :P Kidding. :P I wish I was born on June 6th at 6:00 and the number of my name was 666...that would scare EVERYONE!!! :twisted: :P "I am the one. I am your antichrist, destroyer of mankind. Forged in sacred flames, my power is divine. I am your coming curse. Hellfire in my eyes. For your crimes on my kind, the human race will fall." I LOVE those song lyrics! :twisted: :P Seriously...I know I'll never be Emperor Of Ze World...well...I could be...but it's highly unlikely. :lol: :P Random but somtimes I do wish that I could know for sure that all homosexuals won't go to Hell...or that Zeus would visit Earth for reals. I would just like to know my fate and if I'll really go to the Abominable Sands when I die...or even just which religion is "correct"...if any. I mean...I think that if there is any truth behind any religion it exists in either Buddhism of Hinduism...because they were the two first world religions made. I personally think Chrisianity has no truth to it and was made just to control the masses...and the same goes for Islam and Judaism...because they're all related. :P "Like a virus man will spread through the time continuum"...sorry...more song lyrics. :lol: :P Well...I don't think Zeus will be visiting us anytime soon...and if he did maybe he'd say that he actually likes homosexuals...who knows? :P I can't help but think that maybe even though we can't have children...we're somehow key to have in society? Well...I guess I'll never know...but I can't help but think maybe there is some greater purpose to having homosexuals in society. :P Oh well...I should stop with all this nonsense. :P What did I even wanna talk about...? :P Oh yeah...the number of your name crap. :lol: :P I guess I got off topic. :P
Okay...the number of your name crap. :P I was looking in this book that I have for it. :P So...all you haveta do is take the number values that coordinate with each letter in your name and add them up and you have the number of your name. :P Here are the values:
A: 1
B: 2
C: 3
D: 4
E: 5
F: 6
G: 7
H: 8
I: 9
J: 10
K: 20
L: 30
M: 40
N: 50
O: 60
P: 70
Q: 80
R: 90
S: 100
T: 200
U: 300
V: 400
W: 500
X: 600
Y: 700
Z: 800
So...there you go. :P And in the end you should get a three-digit number value. :P If your number is higher than 999 there's a different forumla you can use where A is 1, B is 2, etc... and it follows that pattern so each letter has an increased value of one...if that makes sense. :P So...Z would be 26 instead of 800 in that case. :P And if you wanna know some special numbers for giggles or whatever...153 if supposedly Jesus's celestial number. :P 666 is Satan's number. :P 777 is the number of the cross. :P 888 is Jesus's real number. :P And all of the names of Satan are multiples of 13, which is supposedly where people have the root fear of the number 13. :P So...if you take your number and divide it by 13 and you get a whole number...you could have something to do with Satan. :D :P Yays...I've always wanted to know someone who does work for Satan. :twisted: :P Kidding. :P I'll do my number right now... :P Okay...I just did my first and last name and got the number 534...and it is NOT divisible by 13. :P I'll add in my middle name and see what happens... :P Uno momento... :P With my middle name I got 603...and that's not divisible by 13 either...I guess I have nothing to do with Satan...oh well. :P I thought I did...I am evil after all. :twisted: :P
RANDOM QUESTION: Can you PLEASE do this number of your name thing and tell me your number? :P I'd ESPECIALLY like to know if the number you get is divisible by 13. :P I might get a laugh out of it. :P Okay...what else did I want to talk about in this blog...? :P This book is actually really interesting...lots of math and stuff...I should read that instead of that other book I started...I'm only about 100 pages in...it can wait. :P
Okay...I'm gonna make a Top 10 list of my favorite metal and deathcore song EVER!!! :D They won't be in any particular order though...I can't do that...I like too many metal songs. :lol: :P Okay...here's the list... :P
1. "The Invalid" by Clandestine
2. "Philistine" by Clandestine
3. "Distorted Lives" by Testament
4. "F.E.A.R." by Testament
5. "Dangers of The Faithless" by Testament
6. "Scream Machine" by Beyond Fear
7. "Dante's Inferno" by Iced Earth
8. "Brainwashed" by Iced Earth
9. "Something Wicked, Part Three" by Iced Earth
10. "Coming Curse" by Iced Earth.
These songs are in no particular order. :P If it were all the Iced Earth songs would be at the top and Inferno would be number one. :P Wierd...I didn't put any deathcore songs on the list. :P I prefer metal over deathcore anyways...deathcore is kinda boring. :P The only song that I might consider putting on that list would be "Bludgeoned to Death" by Suicide Silence instead of "The Invalid" by Clandestine...but...whatever. :P If I could spend all day on this site I would probably make a massive list of all the Bakugan I own...that's well over 100. :lol: :P Maybe I should do that...it would annoy you all to death. :twisted: :P Kidding. :P Oh...I wanna talk about my ultimate team of Pokemon for the Battle Frontier in Heart Gold...I know this game is kinda old now but I started playing it again once I got bored because I had already won it but then I realized I could get Kanto badges and I hadn't caught all the legendaries yet. :P So...this will keep me busy when I'm inside for the next few days. :P I still needs to get the three roaming legendaries and I wanna beat all the frontier brains at the Battle Frontier. :P I'm hoping to do this with Salamence, Latios, and Metagross. :P I got them in Pal Park after transferring them from Emerald. :P I think they're good Pokemon...of course...if I come across a lot of Dark-type or Ice-type Pokemon I'm probably screwed. :lol: :P Yeah...let's rethink things a little... :lol: :P Kidding. :P Next paragraph... :P
I'm running out of things to talk about...I guess I should be...I've been making this blog for over an hour. :P Oh, I can't wait for The Random Game: Part Three to start tomorrow. :D :P The demon chick from the cover of Iced Earth's album Days Of Purgatory is HOT...she needs to be in the plotline somehow...she'll probably work for me somehow. :twisted: :P Oh, and I think the demon lady is a lesbian...I dunno why...I just kinda think so. :P Ooh...I just thought of the PERFECT way to work her into the plotline...when I come to visit the hero in Ze Abominable Sands I'll be talking to the hero in the story and use a Latin spell to send Virgil back to Limbo...and then I promise to guide you through the rest of Hell but then I see that demon lady and leave you on your own so I can talk to her. :P Yeah...that works. :P And then she'll come back to Earth with me. :twisted: :P Oh, and I'll give you a map of Hell before I leave. :P It'll just be in LATIN so you can't read it! :P MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :twisted: :P What? :P I'm gonna be the villian in the story anyways! :lol: :P I don't have anything else to really say in this blog and this has been complete stream of conciousness...which means that I've just typed whatever the heck has popped into my mind...and I'm sure that's pretty obvious. :P I'm gonna go read that book with all the biblical crap and math in it now. :lol: :P Arrivederci. Vale. Bye-bye. :P -MightyBFan25 (Alicia)