I sincerely and truly believe that everyone at Sega has gone absolutely bananas.

I'm a Sega fan, and if I try really hard, I vaguely recall that once upon a time, Sega made some pretty hot games. Now, either they forgot how to do that, or their definition of hot has changed. A lot. For some unfathomable reason they've decided to put us fans through absolute misery lately, and as if Virtua Quest wasn't enough of a slap in the face, they hit a new dimension of low with Shadow the armed Hedgehog. Yes, this means that at some point, someone suggested firearms in a Sonic game and wasn't silently disposed of.

Let me put things into perspective. For about fifteen years, these guys have supposedly moved at the speed of sound and cracked stuff open by bouncing on it. Well, they need guns now.

Oh and apparently he's haunted by his dark past. Well, who isn't these days?

"What the hell am I supposed to do with this?"