*Warning: Mild Secret Ending Spoiler*

So yeah, I tend to dislike Kingdom Hearts. I think of it as nothing more than a Disney/Square-Enix intellectual property-gasm. However, sometimes elements of it's story strike an inspirational chord, so I try not to disregard it completely. I have a lot of friends who play and enjoy it, so I hold my tongue, watch, and hope to see one of these rare gems of a moment where I'm not horribly revolted by blatant commercialism...

But anyhow, the secret ending was mentioned by a friend of mine. Since secret endings are always alluring (I mean, it says 'secret', c'mon) I decided to bypass 40+ hours of gameplay pain by using Item->Browser->Google Search->Google Video *I win the secret ending!* and find that the ending generated the following: Keyblade Wars.

Now, I'm sure that's far more exciting to someone who was actually engrossed in the game, but I found it rather comedic. Suddenly everyone has these silly weapons and they're going to have an epic struggle. Maybe they're taking a cue from George Lucas films (Clone Wars anyone?). They should consider the following titles for KH3:

Kingdom Hearts 3:
-Attack of the Phantom Cloned Menace who use Keyblades
-Revenge of the Attacking Cloned Keyblade Menace
-War of the Vengeful Cloned Keyblade Phantom Maniacs who Attack

However, the game after that will HAVE to be:
Kingdom Hearts 4:  Revenge of the Doors