As I play LUX-PAIN for the Nintendo DS for the Gamespot review, I come across nonsensical lines of dialog and forum posts found at a Net Cafe in the game thanks to shoddy translation and quite possibly shoddy source material. Here is the first edition of the wonderful forum posts found within the world of LUX-PAIN. Feel free to say, "Um, what?"

In reference to the main character, found on a message board:
"He's a guy, better than average looking. I'm disappointed-LOL. It's not definite though a strong possibility."

In reference to speculation on why there have been group suicides, found on a message board:
Subject: Think Rationally

"They didn't commit suicide for those major causes, I think it was more personal, like TV has been boring."

In reference to a particularly violent and paranoid store owner who treats customers poorly, found on a message board:
"I can't help it. He would even attack a customer when he's covered with mud."

In reference to the fictional videogame, Nosferatu, in a message board topic asking what the game was like:
"I was novice-hunted. There was a symbol says "Devil" on him."

A message board topic about murders the year before, titled "Last Year's Murders"

first post

"The stabber reminded me of last year's murders. I think he'll do the same thing as last year. What do you all think?"(Shan)

second post, Subject: "who are you?"

"You better watch your mouth damn it!
I did like the guy ahead of me for his cleverness." (Leo)

third post, Subject: "Each individual?"

"Even if he's a murderer? I cannot relate to that idea." (Lapis)