I am so godforsakenly tired and I still have work to do tonight so I'm just going to leave you with the goods. Enjoy good lovin'.

I bring this up for one reason and one reason alone: Why is the kid on the left touching the stylus to the top screen? Check out the image in the link below.
Lego Star Wars Creator: 'Children Are Badly Served By Games'
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/lego-star-wars.html

States want game bucks.
Georgia Pretties Itself Up For Game Developers
http://kotaku.com/391198/georgia-pretties-itself-up-for-game-developers

Cities want game bucks.
NYC Eyeballs Growing Games Industry
http://kotaku.com/391358/nyc-eyeballs-growing-games-industry

And why do they want game bucks?
April NPD: Despite GTA, Wii Outsells PS3, 360 Combined
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/april-npd-despi.html

My birth month. Good gift. Hint hint.
Too Human Arrives In August, Officially
http://kotaku.com/5008861/too-human-arrives-in-august-officially

Whoa...
"theGAYERGamer" Gets Xbox Live Ban, Microsoft Explains
http://kotaku.com/390593/thegayergamer-gets-xbox-live-ban-microsoft-explains

So will this give me access -- as a freelancer -- to all future NCAA Final Four basketball videogames, and the How I Met Your Mother videogame?
Breaking: CBS Snags GameSpot In $1.8 Billion CNET Acquisition
http://kotaku.com/390775/breaking-cbs-snags-gamespot-in-18-billion-cnet-acquisition

Yay! More hardware! Do not want.
Guitar Hero 4 Drums Revealed
http://kotaku.com/390363/guitar-hero-4-drums-revealed

Yay! EVEN MORE hardware! REALLY do not want.
Konami Announces "Rock Revolution"
http://kotaku.com/390879/konami-announces-rock-revolution

LOVE.
Beyond Good & Evil 2 Is For PS3, 360
http://kotaku.com/391065/beyond-good--evil-2-is-for-ps3-360

LO...
Postal Opening On Four Screens (Yes, FOUR)
http://kotaku.com/391105/postal-opening-on-four-screens-yes-four

...L!!!
Uwe Boll: 'The Right Guy' To Direct Grand Theft Auto Film
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/uwe-boll-the-ri.html

You're fat. Your finger's fat. Even your whisker is fat. /garfield
Obesity Experts 'Aghast' By Wii Fit
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/obesity-experts.html

Crunch time = slave driven labor in Game Studios. Still true?
Examining Quality Of Life In The Games Biz
http://kotaku.com/391272/examining-quality-of-life-in-the-games-biz

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