Apologies for the tardiness. Disaster struck. All you need to know is that Jack Thompson got spoinked by the judge-o-rama, and Wii Fit's now calling non-fat kids fat. Messed UP! Also, Rage of Bonan is the best name for a porn videogame movie adaptation ever. Maybe. Or something. I don't know. Whatever. Penny Arcade also has the best ad for its game: one that completely trashes it. Also, Itagaki trashes Devil May Cry and -- gasp -- his own protege's work, Ninja Gaiden Sigma. But, I guess we'll find out why he did it in episode 96! (No, not 95. We didn't find out til 96. Nyeah.)

The fate of the Trujillo girl and the dude with fists registered as lethal weapons - TRIED AS ADULTS:
http://kotaku.com/5009663/mortal-kombat-killers

Jack Thompson Guilty on 27 of 31 Misconduct Charges, Says Bar Trial Judge... FL Supreme Court Must Now Rule
http://m1e.net/c?82994029-nr9FsY4EVCZg2%403343143-mngGCMDVv8RtU

Also, why the hate?
http://kotaku.com/5010324/microsoft-explains-gaywood-ban

EW Writer Displays Epic Prince Of Persia Ignorance
http://kotaku.com/5010708/ew-writer-displays-epic-prince-of-persia-ignorance

Says Nintendo: "Your kid isn't actually fat, but oh what the hey -- SHE IS FAT! Take that!"
http://kotaku.com/5010182/the-bbc-tackles-wii-fit-fat-kids

Microsoft Axing Underperforming XBLA Titles
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/underperforming.html

Dragon Quest Trilogy Confirmed for U.S.
http://ds.ign.com/articles/875/875731p1.html

Guitar Hero -- World Tour
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6191524.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;more;2
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/activision-unve.html

BioShock surfaces on PS3
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6191460.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;13

Best... ad... evAr.
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/penny-arcade-ba.html

Rare: Viva Pinata DS/360 Connectivity Functional, Scrapped
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/rare-viva-pinat.html

Itagaki Not Impressed With Devil May Cry
http://kotaku.com/5010815/itagaki-not-impressed-with-devil-may-cry

Itagaki Rags On Ninja Gaiden Sigma
http://kotaku.com/5010331/itagaki-rags-on-ninja-gaiden-sigma

MGS4 Has 90-Minute Cutscenes [UPDATE]
http://kotaku.com/392923/mgs4-has-90+minute-cutscenes-%5Bupdate%5D

*****lore Incites The Rage Of Bonan
http://kotaku.com/5010543/whorelore-incites-the-rage-of-bonan

Game|Life East Closes Its Doors
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/gamelife-east-c.html

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