With all the buzz about hacking; from George Hotz and Fail0verflow to Anonymous and LulzSec I decided to create my very own Hacker Team Membership Application!

Please answer the following questions "yes," or "no" to see if you qualify to be a member of Fail0verflow, Anonymous or LulzSec:

1. Are you a virgin?

2. Is your skin loaded with pimples?

3. Do you live with your parents?

4. Did you, or do you still on a weekly basis get your head flushed in a toilet in school?

5. Can most 6 year old girls bench press more weight than you?

6. Could Stephen Hawking beat you in a game of one-on-one basketball?

7. Does your girlfriend require batteries and a thorough cleaning after each use?

8. Does your idea of a normal diet consist of taco bell, cheetos, and mountain dew?

9. Are you scared to go inside of Dick's, REI, or Sports Authority?

10. If you asked even the ugliest girl on a date would you get laughed at, slapped, or sprayed in the eyeballs with pepper spray?

11. Does sunlight bother you?

If you answered "YES" to all of the above referenced questions, WELCOME ABOARD! If you answered "NO" to any of the questions above, YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED, nor will you ever be.

Have a good day.

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