^ "That's embarrassing." ~ Gibbs
^ "Move it men! We don't want to miss our flight. :)" ~ Ducky
^ "Pull that crap at NCIS and I won't let you quit." ~ Gibbs; "Is that a job offer?" ~ Kate
^ "Vroom-vroom" bikers or pedal bikers?" ~ Tony; "I said bikers, Tony. Not cyclists." ~ Kate; "Bikers is a term that refers to both cyclists --" ~ Tony; ... "Gitmo exchange? Sorry." ~ Tony; "Get your gear. We're goin' to Gitmo." ~ Gibbs; "That's a good one, boss. He was kidding, right?" ~ Tony; "I don't think so." ~ Kate; "We're goin' to Cuba! HAHA!" ~ Tony;
^ ABBY: "Hey, Gibbs. I've got a gemologist coming over to look at the rocks. It's my mother's friend's sister's son." GIBBS: "Yeah, does he know his stuff?" ABBY: "I went out with him, like, once, and didn't get very far." GIBBS: "Is this all from the car?" ABBY: "Yeah. It was a rental." GIBBS: "Any material?" ABBY: "Not in the suitcases." .... ABBY: "Okay, smell this." GIBBS: "Does this turn you on, Abby?" ABBY: "It turned somebody on. Box of condoms, half empty. The price tag says they're from the Gitmo exchange. Hey, maybe, maybe it was a package deal." GIBBS: "See if you can brand the cologne."ABBY: "Why? You want some?" GIBBS: "Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy." GIBBS: "Probably why I don't date many women."
More later... There's just a few from "Yankee White" and "Minimum Security" :D