Who keeps recommending my reviews? I can't believe anybody actually reads that crap, and on top of it, who in their right mind would find these things helpful? I can't figure it out. Why do these people/person toy with my mind? Can't they see what they are doing to me? I can't write a review without wondering if when I come back it'll be recommended. I can't live in fear for the rest of my life! Let me be! Let me have my peace...

Oh, and I can't believe they took my fishbowl Emblem away...what (censored)holes.