@donjuancorleone: haha c'mon DonJuan, you know he'd have to have had sex at least once to have a kid.

@Xristophoros: When are you getting a switch?

@frosty988: People are stupid.

You are a person.

You are stupid.

Logic.

@restatbonfire: Star Fox Zero came out for the Wii U, which I really enjoyed. Brought me back to the good ol' Star Fox 64 days, and I thought the control scheme (yes, it involved motion controls, queue the torches) was well implemented and made the game crazy immersive and challenging. Being a fan of Star Fox Adventures isn't a popular opinion either, but it was an OK game in my opinion.

@jarobusa: And those were only the U.S. numbers that they released. Probably much higher when accounting for Europe, Asia, the rest of the Americas, and everywhere else.

@elheber: My D-pad hasn't failed me yet (on Ipad Mini) Maybe you have fat philanges? :)

I just want to play ROY

@ninboxstation: No markers needed. Keep me running around like a cucco with it's head cut off, bombing random sections of walls, hoping to stumble upon a dungeon required to progress through the story. OG LoZ style.

@me3639: Do you know what an Xray is? Perhaps Xerox would've worked better to portray your point?

@Mirimon78: Thumbs up for your delicious metaphorical analogy.