I honestly don't understand this fan phenomenon anymore. It's as bad as the Twilight series and it's fans. It's inexplicable, it makes no sense, and I don't even know why I keep trying to ask myself anything ranging from simple to complex to help me understand why I want to know how people can be this brain damaged. We have all of this technology, yet people can still remain as naive as the day they were born. All I can do is post about it and rant on my sh!tty blog.

The PSP is a stronger handheld, spec wise, and capable of being flashed with Custom Firmware to enable Homebrew games, which basically means you can emulate PSX games on your PSP. Not only that, if a game proves to be too difficult, you can always cheat with it, heh. I turned in my DS, I only had two games for it by the way, and I traded it in for a pre-owned PSP1000 that had ancient firmware, and I did just that with mine, I now own two of them, one legit copy for all official firmwares so I can play games on that, and the other for my misc. needs and outdoors emulation.

Funny thing is, the community around the PSP are releasing plug-ins, one is in beta right now, that allows even 5.50 to play 6.20 firmware games, like Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker.

I'm getting off track.

What I'm here to discuss, and ultimately prove is still horse dung, is the amount of games they confirmed that would launch with the 3DS. Let's take a look at that list, you can find it here

52 games, huh? Well, let's see what we've got.

Animal Crossing - Not Surprising in the slightest. Another re-hash, as typical of Nintendo.-1

Asphalt GT - *yawn*, a racer? Please. -1

Assassin's Creed - Lost Legacy - The assassin's Creed series is bland and boring, and will undoubtedly be the same on 3DS and PSP... -1

Baseball (Konami Untitled) - More sports? I never played sports games, since they always cheat, and are always boring. Besides, if I wanted to play a sport, I'd probably gather my IRL friends together and kick stray, rabid and dangerous dogs and other animals for fun. -1

BloodRayne - The Shroud - The series on the PS2 was, at least for me, tolerable. I kind of liked it, but it got boring mostly fast. This couldn't possibly be of any interest to anyone. -1

Bomberman - Like we need another one of these. -1

Boy and His Blob - Never having played the original myself, I don't know what the general consensus of this game is, but it's most likely a game way past it's time in the spotlight. We don't need these constant re-hashes because Nintendo can't do anything original. -1

Carnival Games (Take-2 Untitled) - Really? Really? Come on. -1

Chocobo Racing 3D - Seeing as how it's both Final Fantasy(Trust me, this would be the last fantasy I would ever have myself), and a racer, I laugh. -1

Contra (Konami Untitled) - I've played Contra myself, and Taxonomic has also claimed to have beaten the game without the life cheat, but I don't think I'll ever get past the controller throwing I had with this game and try beating it without, but why would I want this game in 3D? Why would I want to spend $250 on the HANDHELD to play this when I can download the EMULATOR and download it for FREE? -1

Cubic Ninja - I laughed IRL, seriously. -1

Dead or Alive 3D - One game I would like to support, but no developer wants an AO rating. We can't even kill kids in games anymore. Besides, it's just a fighting game, why bother when far superior versions and other games are already out there? -1

de Blob 2 - A wii game at first, now just the same on your overpriced handheld! -1

DJ Hero 3D - *Musambani>Action>Facepalm* -1

Dragon Ball (Namco/Bandai Untitled) - Like the ones on the PS2 weren't enough, right? Another generic fighting game. -1

Dragon Quest (Square Enix Untitled) - Because we can never have enough of the same thing. -1

Driver Renegade - I don't even have to say anything, do I? -1

Dynasty Warriors - I am actually a fan of the DW series, but it's gotten stale as more and more games were made. It's like everytime they make a new Dynasty Warriors game, they are doing what I do when it comes to editing, except they wait until AFTER they release it. Pass. -1

Etrian Odyssey - Another of Atlus' heavy grind dungeon crawlers. -1

FIFA Soccer - Once again, I lol'd. -1

Final Fantasy (Square Enix Untitled) - Again, I laugh. -1

Frogger (Konami Untitled) - ^_^; -1

Gundam (Namco/Bandai Untitled) - I might be interested in this, but there's only one problem. It's on the DS. I've always been a big fan of the "Gundam" series of games on Playstation, even though I've watched little of the anime. I dunno, I guess I just like throttling hordes of robots in my elite mobile suit. Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2 and Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs Zeta Gundam are the best ones IMO. GvZG even allows you to alter the timeline of the whole story, and bring people to the future who normally wouldn't. Pretty interesting, and is on the PS2. +1

Kid Icarus: Uprising - Perhaps. -1

Kingdom Hearts (Square Enix Untitled) - Hell. It's where Enix and all of it's fans belong. -1

Madden NFL - No. -1

Mario Kart - No. Just no. -1

Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D - Ahhh, the infamous MGS 3DS game. Guess what? It doesn't even count as a launch title, Hideo Kojima said it himself. Besides, I already played the PS2 version like many other people. They just want money like Capcom. -1

Music game (Harmonix Untitled) - I'll stick to Project Diva, thanks. -1

Ninja Gaiden - Now you can chuck your expensive handheld in frustration! -1

Nintendogs + Cats - No DS is complete without a complement of about 50 titles of this particular game...thing. -1

Paper Mario - Another remake. -1

PilotWings Resort - What..?? -1

Pro Evolution Soccer (Konami Untitled) - No. -1

Resident Evil Revelations - Oh christ, Revelations. Hahaha, I get into arguments over this game. What Capcom isshowing you now is nothing more than pre-render. No gameplay footage was ever shown on Revelations either. The DS certainly will never perform on the scale of the PS3 or the Xbox360. Not only that, the MT Framework which Capcom is lauding as a good engine is just crap. Lost Planet 2 and Resident Evil 5 have terrible graphics, they hide all of their low-res textures in brown sludge, icky green haze(EVEN IN CAVES!!!). Model details are good, but this generally isn't a good engine. Thankfully with the PC release of RE5, there have been some awesome mods which show off what they are hiding. Not only that, the lighting model they use is very faulty. The only reason this game is appearing on 3DS is because Capcom is jumping on a bandwagon to make some quick money. But this is a big kick in the balls to RE Fans due to three reasons that we easily saw in the trailer. BSAA Jill + Real Zombies + New Mansion. I rest my case and silently place my palm on my face... -1

RIDGE RACER (Namco/Bandai) - Funny. -1

Saints Row: Drive-By - Just water down the 360 version more than it already is and it will fit nicely. -1

Samurai Warriors 3D - I'm getting bored with this. -1

Shin Megami Tensei - No details on this, so can't say anything. -1

Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona - Ok, I separated these two for a reason because this is utter bullsh!t. No lie, these games aren't going to appear on 3DS, this is a bold faced lie. First of all, Devil Survivor was a side game, and SMT has never made sequels to unrelated side games, except for DDS which was really one game split into 2. Plus, it flopped. BIG TIME.

Secondly, the only Persona being developed is for the PS3. RD4 doesn't have enough programmers to do even do ONE game in 3 years time, let alone 2 in 2 years. That right there is debunked. Fact. -2

Sims 3 - I WTF'd IRL. -1

Sonic (SEGA Untitled) - Come on, SEGA. Work more on Valkyria Chronicles 2, not this blue rodent crap way past it's time. -1

Star Fox 64 3D - Now you can see your polygons in 3D. That sentence feels like a contradiction of itself. -1

Steel Diver - Oh god, are you serious? This game started as a TECH DEMO 6 YEARS AGO for the original DS' touch screen. -1

Super Monkey Ball (SEGA Untitled) - No. -1

Super Robot (Namco/Bandai) - ~~(=^o^=)/~~ -1

Super Street Fighter IV 3D Edition - The voice acting on the PS3 version was fail, and it was the same game. Much like Super Mario Galaxy 2 was to the first game. -1

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon - Remake....... -1

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory - Another remake....shovelware all over the god damned place. -1

Winning Eleven (Konami Untitled) - Oh you. -1

Zelda Ocarina of Time* - And people actually spooged over this? -1

There you have it. ONLY ONE GAME can even be considered passable and original on this apparently AMAZING NEW PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY. Now, if you actually spend $250 for this crap, I would like to shake your hand and applaud just how stupid you are. That one game I +1'd is mostly opinion, the series of Gundam games isn't particularly stellar, but it's not too bad either. I wish I could reach into the celestial ether beyond the universe itself, and find the meaning of life, and answers to all of my questions. The first thing I would ask is how ridiculous life can get, and WILL get in the future.

Let's get this straight. Nintendo is charging you, most likely, $250 or somewhere in TRIPLE DIGITS, in THIS ECONOMY, and all you'll get is this? Why bother? Seriously? All of these games you can get on consoles, where they were done better, and half of them can all be easily emulated for FREE. They never even showed a tiny bit of 3D footage, why should you believe this isn't the same console for a higher price? All the DS has compared to the PSP is a load of visual novel games with no action, games meant to drag furries in for extra profit, and general casual bullcrap.

And yet, Nintendo says it will be for Hardcore gamers. This is so mind numbing, honestly, and I really should stop thinking about it. Oh well, live and learn, I guess.

You know what the PSP had this year?

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, and though I disagree with critics, everyone claims it's the greatest PSP game ever made.
Valkyria Chronicles 2
Phantasy Star Portable 2
Ys Seven. YS SEVEN.

Not only these, but look at the library of PSP games before now, and think of what was released before. Compare it to the DS Libraries. Just look at it. All of the YS games have been remade for PSP. Star Ocean 1 & 2 have superior versions on the PSP (I even own SO1 on PSP because I could never beat the translated one due to errors!)

The PSP has all of the RPGs. Oh by the way, I wanted to make this comparison for a while.

Would you play this, or this? Truth hurts, doesn't it?

What does your DS have, that the PSP does not have? I ask you that simple question.

Also, Shigeru Miyamoto is a loser.