Today I continued to play the game 'Maximo: Ghosts to Glory' for the PS2. It is as I thought, Maximois your typical no surprises platformer. While the controls are easy to handle and the levels are designed to be hard but not TOO hard, Maximo totally falls short of any kind of actual excitement or originality. It starts you out as your typical knight, well, king, but you wouldn't believe it... now trigger the events that lead you to... save the princess! More or less the story of every second NES game, isn't it? Of course before you can save your true love and save the earth from the vile evil wizard, you're ganna' go and save all the other women he happens to have locked up, and so you adventure begines!
The first set of levels has you in a graveyard, naturally, I mean, don't all medieval games start there? Fight your way through your standard skeleton warriors andzombies, jump over thetreacherous lava pits (who keeps building graveyards over lava?), and find your way to the first tower where you face a hunchback gravedigger named Ghasty Gus! First maiden saved... yeah, lets hope things get more original from here on...
To the second lot of levels! We find ourselves... in a swamp. Of course, we ALWAYS find ourselves in a swamp. Nothing new here; more zombies, skeletons, the occasional alligator, and the lava has been replaced with swamp water full of tentacles that rape you to death if you fall in. Oh, there are also tar pits you can die in if you stand still, but they're no big problem. After all this you face a voodoo magician named Bokor La Bas. It's actually quite easy to beat him without taking any damage at all, just like Gus. Oh well... second maiden saved. And another kiss... hoo-bloody-ray.
And here is where I'm up to at this point. Ugh, the typical ice level. But hey, they tried to spice it up a little by mixing it with... pirates! Yup, now you have zombies, skeletons, and zombie pirates after you as you slip and slide about on the ice. Come on Maximo, you'd be a pretty good game if you just tried to not show me stages I've been playing since the late 80s.
Adventure shall continue tomorrow!
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