For the next episode. l'm going to take a look at ALL Super smash bros characters. and give a short summary on their history. Bowser-He's Mario's arch-rival who wants to get laid by women named after various things you would find in a garden, so he kidnaps them, and mario kills him at the end.

Captian Falcon- He's a space pilot who turns left for a living. Oh, and also an uber-cool bounty hunter.

Diddy kong- a monkey who follows donkey kong around with a jet pack and a gun.

Donkey kong, a huge monkey who has a strange addiction to bananas, so he runs around collecting them.

Dr. Mario- Mario, but with Tetris and over-the-counter drugs.

Fox Mcloud- an intergalactic space fox shooting stuff, and has a bunny in his ear screaming "DO A BARREL ROLL!!!"

Falco- Fox, but badasser.

Ganondorf- an evil dwarf who plans of ruling all of hyrule.but an elf named link turns into a dog, and nom nom nom's on his flesh. (Twilight Princess)

Ice climbers- two children that.... well, climb ice.

Ike- a knight who has a sword like cloud's from final fantasy. not to be confused with Fox mcloud from star fox. or cloud city, the city where luke skywalker travels in the fifth st- OH F**K IT, NEXT!

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Pichu- an unbeatable character who was randomly removed by nintendo because he was too AWESUM. (Pichu ftw...)

Luigi- a tool who follows mario in hopes to get laid by a woman who's name is probably something else you'd find in a garden.

King DEDEDE- Kirby's arch-rival who's final smash has left several wounds in my mind...

Kirby- a big pink ball with feet for arms that eats everything (Brian...) that gets turned into yarn and s**t...

Link- a hobbit, or maybe an elf, nah, wasn't gandalf in that game? or was it ganon? or maybe it was ga- oh screw it. my brain hurts... it'll be just like Ike...

Lucas- Gohan, but gingerer.

Mario- if you don't know who mario is, then you shouldn't even be on this website.

Marth- like Ike, but with a smaller sword.

Meta knight- Evil kirby.

Mr. Game and Watch- Bleep. bloop. bleep. bloop.....

Ness- like Lucas, but brunetteer.

Olimar- a human that harvests these pathetic little things called pikmin they fight together. done.

Peach- one of the women bowser captures.

Pit- an angel.

ROB- a little robot that shoots LAZARZ! PEW PEW PEW!!! (epic)

Roy- Marth #1.

Samus- feminist megaman.

Snake- an uber high-tech spy that snaps people's neck and s**t...

Sonic- Silly nintendo, that's called copyright infringement...

Wolf- Falco, but badasser.

Wario- a fatass mario who rides an epic motorcycle.

Yoshi- a little dinosaur who gets rided by the mario.

zelda- a princess who turns into a ninja.

DONE!!! excluding other versions of characters, (Young link, Zero suit samus...) I think i got err'body. SO long for now, see ya next monday!!!

Hi! i'm NYsk8r, and this is my new blog series called "This is the story of..." This is the part where i take a relatively confusing game storyline, and make it... less confusing! This week: Mortal Kombat! Before we even get in to the story, let me just clarify a few things, 1. Mortal Kombat takes place in the present. Not the past, nor the future... 2. (spoiler alert!) Yes, in Armageddon everyone dies. Alright! now that that's done, ON WITH THE STORY!!! Every 500 years or so, the Elder gods hold a tournament between the realms. Earthrealm (us.), Neatherrealm (a hellish world), Outworld (Shao Kahn's[we'll get to him later] world), Seido (the realm of order and peace), And the Realm of Chaos (opposite of Seido), And fianally Endina (The beautiful, perfect world) all compete in a tournament known as "Mortal Kombat". Earthreal has one 9 of these and the tenth one is taking place in The first mortal kombat is about seven earthrealm warriors fighting for earthrealm. among those are Liu Kang, Sonia Blade, and Johnny Cage. Eventually, Liu Kang wins and becomes the champion of mortal kombat. In Mortal kombat two, Shao Kahn (The bad Guy) lures the earthrealm fighters to Outworld, but is defeated. In Mortal kombat 3, Kahn revives his wife Sindel, and merges earthrealm with outworld. When he tries to invade it, he is defeated by earthrealm warriors. The following game, Mortal Kombat 4, The Former Elder god Shinnok, tries to kill the Elder god raiden, but he too is defeated by earthrealm warriors. In Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, Quan Chi (Shinnoks partner) and Shang Tsung (Shao Kahn's partner) Team up to conquer the realms. They succeed. In Mortal kombat Deception, However, Raiden comes to oppose them. after an epic opening fight, they are all badly beaten. But then, Onaga, The ancient dragon king, gets Resurrected to take the last of the six kamidogu (the source of all power) which is on Quan Chi's amulet. Realizing this, Quan Chi, Raiden, And shang tsung, all band together, and create an explosion so massive, that it scatters the kamidogu across all of the realms. During the story of Deception, The protagonist, Shujinko, is fooled by onaga to gather the six kamidogu across the realms (that's why the game title is "Deception"). After he succeeds, he realizes that he was tricked, and that he caused the destruction of all realms. In the next game, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, The elder gods put a temple in the middle of the realms to stop all fighting. so in the opening cut scene, all the warriors from all the realms have a massive fight. but in the end, everyone dies, and shao kahn gets the six kamidogu. In a last resort, Raiden tries to defeat him, but it is no use. so the last thing raiden does is send a message back in time saying "He Must Win." and that is where the "Mortal Kombat" Timeline ends, and the "Reboot" Timeline begins! And that is the epic tale of Mortal Kombat. Tune in Next Week for "This is the story of...'. and write in the comments what game i should do next!

Black ops? more like Crack ops. Why do i call i crack ops? because you would have to be HIGH to purchase this piece of S**t (you're welcome jon...). You're name is mason. there are numbers. you get drugged. you shoot s**t. the rest of the plot is ruined by stupid characters, bad dialogue, and horrible controls. the XBLA multiplayer maps are F****NG AWEFUL. the map Nuketown is the cherry on the S**t sundae. it's smaller than an Asian's d**k. This game makes ET for Atari look like a visual masterpiece. it feels like the graphics went in reverse from Modded Warfail 2... I had more fun in math class than i did playing this. i would say to use this game as a frizbee for a dog, but it might rot your dog's teeth if he bites it. bottom line: -4/10.