For the next episode. l'm going to take a look at ALL Super smash bros characters. and give a short summary on their history. Bowser-He's Mario's arch-rival who wants to get laid by women named after various things you would find in a garden, so he kidnaps them, and mario kills him at the end.
Captian Falcon- He's a space pilot who turns left for a living. Oh, and also an uber-cool bounty hunter.
Diddy kong- a monkey who follows donkey kong around with a jet pack and a gun.
Donkey kong, a huge monkey who has a strange addiction to bananas, so he runs around collecting them.
Dr. Mario- Mario, but with Tetris and over-the-counter drugs.
Fox Mcloud- an intergalactic space fox shooting stuff, and has a bunny in his ear screaming "DO A BARREL ROLL!!!"
Falco- Fox, but badasser.
Ganondorf- an evil dwarf who plans of ruling all of hyrule.but an elf named link turns into a dog, and nom nom nom's on his flesh. (Twilight Princess)
Ice climbers- two children that.... well, climb ice.
Ike- a knight who has a sword like cloud's from final fantasy. not to be confused with Fox mcloud from star fox. or cloud city, the city where luke skywalker travels in the fifth st- OH F**K IT, NEXT!
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Pichu- an unbeatable character who was randomly removed by nintendo because he was too AWESUM. (Pichu ftw...)
Luigi- a tool who follows mario in hopes to get laid by a woman who's name is probably something else you'd find in a garden.
King DEDEDE- Kirby's arch-rival who's final smash has left several wounds in my mind...
Kirby- a big pink ball with feet for arms that eats everything (Brian...) that gets turned into yarn and s**t...
Link- a hobbit, or maybe an elf, nah, wasn't gandalf in that game? or was it ganon? or maybe it was ga- oh screw it. my brain hurts... it'll be just like Ike...
Lucas- Gohan, but gingerer.
Mario- if you don't know who mario is, then you shouldn't even be on this website.
Marth- like Ike, but with a smaller sword.
Meta knight- Evil kirby.
Mr. Game and Watch- Bleep. bloop. bleep. bloop.....
Ness- like Lucas, but brunetteer.
Olimar- a human that harvests these pathetic little things called pikmin they fight together. done.
Peach- one of the women bowser captures.
Pit- an angel.
ROB- a little robot that shoots LAZARZ! PEW PEW PEW!!! (epic)
Roy- Marth #1.
Samus- feminist megaman.
Snake- an uber high-tech spy that snaps people's neck and s**t...
Sonic- Silly nintendo, that's called copyright infringement...
Wolf- Falco, but badasser.
Wario- a fatass mario who rides an epic motorcycle.
Yoshi- a little dinosaur who gets rided by the mario.
zelda- a princess who turns into a ninja.
DONE!!! excluding other versions of characters, (Young link, Zero suit samus...) I think i got err'body. SO long for now, see ya next monday!!!