My tutors back from Africa - safari holiday - lucky sod !

Anyways apart from making us incredibly jeaous, coz he saw elephants, leopards and cheetahs...we had to bring in a household object and write a poem about it but he decided to make us close our eyes and swap our objects around, so someone got my sunglasses and i got someones dvd remote -

"A day in the life of the DVD remote"

I got the dvd remote, so i thought i'd make him into a power obsessed king living on to of the dvd player belittling every one - it was quite funny, I think I'm going to rework it and hand it in and see what my tutor says.