So we had a choice to go to either Uttera's(the witch) or Charlotte's seminar (the monotone anerexic stick) - great choice ? :P
I had decided last week to go to Uttera's seminar as I've heard horro stories of how malicious she is to all her students and to stick up for Fatima - who is her prime victim. I decided my first line of attack was to allude every point of "the winter's tale" to a the bear (there's a bear in the story, he comes chases a character away and probably eats him). Anyway's I went to the seminar ready for action, but she was so nice, it was sickening - either I had come to the wrong seminar or she was kissing royal ass today as she knew some of Russ's students would be coming to her seminar. Anyways I mentioned the bear 3 times and she LOVED it...apparently it was irational and magical perfect for this fantasy. I was started to get irratated by her encouraging comments, no matter how much I tried to annoy her she wouldn't give in. Mission failed, tho I'm sure she'll tell my tutor I contributed loads to the discussion so props to me :D Woo hoo!
Oh yeah I have to add, it was raining today so I got to uni 30mins late and walked in and stood looking for a seat, whilst Charlotte leaned forward, shook her head and watched me walk all the way past her to an available seat - she sooo was checking out my purple jacket. Yup THE purple jacket i got a month ago. She needs a splash of colour to her outfits personally, all this black isn't impressing anyone and it's certainly not cool.