I just noticed that this will be my 100th blog, so I'm going to make this special/Random/Retarded.

Hello, my name is Mr. Inconsistancy, but you can just call me Procrastinator.

Well, Age 18 has finally come for me, but luckily I had my awesome dagger to defend with. Age 18 and I had an epic duel. While he was screaming "Become an adult! Submit to responsibility!," I waggled my wiimote at him furiously, causing him to become flustered. I acted without hesitance: I quickly shoved one of my PS3 controllers into his hands and we played LittleBigPlanet. Several user generated stages later, Age 18 and I came to an agreement: I would accept that I am 18, but I would get to slack off when needed.

What can I do at 18 anyway? Drink alcohol? No, that's at 19. I can vote, but who wants to do that? Oh, I know! Gambling! I can buy Lottery Tickets now! I'll become a millionaire, even if I have to buy a million tickets! Muahahahahaha! What else....um, wait, I can see R rated movies too? Sweet! Now I don't have to sneak into horror movies any more! I can sign my own papers! Own a house! Grow a moustache! RULE THE WORLD!

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So yeah, presents, got some. Cake. The cake is a lie. Wait, no it's not. What am I saying? Am I insane? Tetris, RE: Degeneration, Stop motion, Script writting, Final fANTASY 4....

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....scissors.....61.....

Fallout 3....Nintendo.....

sa..rrr...dsfg......jscr.....

tewedg....uttdjgyr......

REBOOTING SYSTEM....

Uggh, what happened? Wait a minute, didn't I turn 18 today? Cool! I'm gonna go buy my first lotto ticket!

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I'm sleep deprived....

Dead Space is awesome. Not that scary though, just jumpy. What ever happened to actually scary games? Fallout 3 is confusing...but those Fire ants....THOSE are scary. So small, but go up to one of them...VWUM. Bar B Q'ed. Valkryia Chronicles...fun...vegetables...

...so tired....

18. One year older. One step closer to insanity.