*Nesysli reading a book and smoking a pipe.*
Sorry, didn't see you there, but you sure scared the crap out of me.:P *Goes and changes.:P*
Today, I'm going to read to you a funny, crazy, and yet disturbing story.
The story of, THE ATTACK OF THE MUTANT PSYCHO MAN!
It all starts with a average teen named Richard Nixon.:o And his teen buddy, Adam West.:P They both work at Darth Pizza, their boss, Darth Vader asks them to make a delivery to the haunted house known as Charles Manson Av.
Nixon:Let's shove that pizza up that guy's butt crack! West: Then I'll beat him up with my bag full of Granny Smith's apples! And Granny Smith also!
Darth Vader: Just get the tip, or I'll make you go to the darkside!!!!............................of the building.:P
So, Nixon and West go down Charles Manson Av. Nixon: Isn't there a sign that this place is cursed?
West: Yes, like the piles and piles DVD's of Charlie Brown, the hitman.:P
West:HA! HA! Charlie Brown finally got to kick that football..........RIGHT INTO LUCY'S HEAD!!!:lol: He got his revenge.
*Nixon looks out the window* Nixon:OH MY GOD!!!!....................................................there is a bug on this window.
*West and Nixon stop at the house they deliver the pizza to Charles Manson Av.They knock on the door.*
Nixon: Is anyone home? *They wait 10 minutes until they open the door* West: Is there anybody in this house?
*Nixon and West stand in the middle of the house and the door shuts close and is locked!:shock:*
Unknown Voice:I GOT YOU NOW!!!!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!:twisted:
*Unknown black sheeted figure turns on light.*
Unknown Man in Black Sheets:Now, it's time to..........................................................BEAT IT!!!!
*Man takes off black sheet, and it's............................Michael Jackson!:o
Michael:Beat it! Beat It! *Michael, Nixon, and West dance to his song and party. * 10 minutes later.*
West: Thanks for the party, here's your pizza.
Michael: I didn't order pizza.:shock:
*A man busts through the window.*
Man: I ORDERED THE PIZZA, WITH EXTRA BLOOD AND GUTS!!!:twisted: Nixon:OMG! That's Jason Vorhees! He's #2 on the FBI's most wanted list!:shock: He's a atomic bomb waiting to kill everything in sight!
Jason: TIME TO KILL!!!
Michael: Let's fight...................................Pokemon style!:o
Michael Jackson, Richard Nixon, and Adam West have combined a team to take out Jason Vorhees! Will they kill him? Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!