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I'm tell you, you just ain't ready.

Come back to me in a few more days and I'll see if you're ready.

But you must get ready for this. You just can't handle it yet.

Are you ready?

Well good afternoon USA, how is everyone in the audience doing? Today is the reboot of NiKva's Lame Blog! In this reboot there will be 200% more random thoughts and quadruple the amount of lameness. Are you ready?