What the ****? What the ****?!?

I'm riding on my scooter, doing about 40 mph with traffic, when... get this... a ****ing BEE flies into my ****ing HELMET and ****ing stings me in my ****ing ear!

What the ****?!?

I was swerving in my lane, riding with one hand while my other hand is jammed up into my helmet trying to dig the little ****er out of my ****ing helmet. It's in my ear! There's a ****ing bee in my ear!

How? How the **** does this happen? What are the odds?!? ****! ****, I say!