I enjoy browsing Ask the Mods every now and then. I usually get a chuckle or two there. But this? I don't know how to describe it. I can't stop reading. I'm reading it over and over.

It's just so... well, I don't know what it is. Fascinating? Enrapturing? Read it and report back here with a single word description.

Do it! Do it now! Oleg_Huzwog has spoketh!