Loyal Huzwog Huzblog readers may recall a rumor from a few months back that I was going to be given a summer intern to help out with a project of mine.

I was afraid I may have screwed myself by finishing the project on my own ahead of schedule. Stupid Oleg! Stupid stupid stupid! An engineer who finishes early is an engineer who says to management "Go ahead and reduce our budget next year. It's cool; I'm super efficient!"

Fortunately, news of my stupid display of super skills had not reached the ears of the people in charge of hiring. As far as they know, I still require the extra hand. Excellent news! My naive, impressionable college intern arrives next week. I shall soon being molding his malleable mind into the perfect drone, eager to carry out my will!