After teasing the hell out of the kids for a few weeks, my wife finally let me hook up the Wii she got the kids for Christmas.

The reactions were varied:

Wife: "Now I can go out and get Wii Fit!!!" (I restrained myself pretty well by not correcting her, and calling it "Wii Fat.")

The little ones: "Cool!!!" (They're younger than 10, and the Wii's target audience, so I let that one go, too.)

Teenage son: "Pretty good. Let's see what this puppy does." (...I have officially failed as a gamer parent.)

I kept my mouth shut. Over the past few weeks, I've seen exactly 4 games out of the entire Wii library that I have any interest in whatsoever. It's as if the developers have completely and utterly abandoned those of us who have had a Wii inflicted upon us.

Worst of all, the odds of getting a real gaming system in the near future (like an upgraded PC) are slim-to-none. It's enough to make me want to scream.

That's why I need your help. The games I may be interested in are "No More Heroes 1 and 2," "MadWorld" and "Dead Rising." If anyone has any other ideas, let me know.

Oh... no, I am not interested at all in anything with Mario, Zelda, or Metroid, and I really can't stand JRPGs (not enough character customization). Anything else is fair game.