Hi im Andrew aka PHO3NIX-04, you might remember me from such blog posts as A Tribute To Gir, Easter NoOoOoOoO! and Final Fantasy Destroyed. i switched channels to prime the other day and Americas got talent was on and my god if thats what america calls talent then monkeys are superstars! a seriously crap show. also i saw some geek gameshow called beat the geek and it is REALLY, REALLY quite lame, those geeks spend every waking moment playing games, watching movies and listening to music.....SAD! get a life geeez! Americans seem to invent things that allow people to be alot more lazy, i mean come on, are people so lazy that you have to replace stairs with an esculator, i take the stairs, its called exercise HEEELLOOOO! and quite frankly i dont care if their new president is black or a female coz theyre guna have to be the best president ever to change my view. *pause for applause* thank you youv been a wonderful audience. :twisted:

square enix have destroyed final fantasy, thats right destroyed it. i was playing ff12 and found out theyve made it a rts, AN RTS! the random encounters made the thing unique and now its gone along with good summons like ifrit, shiva and bahamut who have been replaced with piece of crap summons, seriously. the only thing i liked was the beastiary and monster hunting. Im guna stick with ff7 and ff8, and no matter what people say, final fantasy 8 is better than 7. where is the movie that carrys on from 8 like advent children does from 7.:twisted:

alright so easter IS awesome because we celebrate the day jesus died on the cross for our sins but people take advantage of this holiday thinking its all about the chocolate eggs. Personally i dont like chocolate so its not like that for me at all. Anyway, just wanted to remind people of the true meaning of this holiday. HAPPY EASTER! and dont eat too many eggs or you'll have to get a gym membership to work off the extra weight.:twisted:

okay so im like a sarcastic genious and i was backchatting some teachers today (and totally owning them) and they sent me to withdrawel where theres absolutely nothing to do, so i started thinkin bout random crap like ranking games iv clocked and games im lookin forward too, how i would customise my dream car etc. Anyway heres some stuff about me so you know who i am a bit better.my fav games are Oblivion GOTY, Condemned and The orange box (half life 2 and portal to be exact). I like rugby, cricket and basketball. I dont smoke, drink or take drugs (hate all of that crap). I want to be a chef in the army, im 16, blond, blue eyes and handsome (yeah right lol). Im lookin forward to halo wars, gears of war 2, condemed 2 etc. oh and heres a random picture

Gir, probably the funniest cartoon character ever, unknown by most but a legend none the less. Gir is from the cartoon Invader Zim which is not on anymore, but remains my favourite cartoon of all time. Gir always kept me entertained with his hilarious comments and his incredible stupidity, no matter what the situation he always had something irrelevant and completely pointless to say. So now I salute thee Gir, you will always be a god in my eyes, so sing his anthem "The Doom Song" and perhaps he will return one day to lead us with his infinite wisdom.:twisted:

Well iv finally decided what im doin with my life. Im guna join the army as a chef when i leave school so i can get my university education for free and travel around the world. I want to have my own restaurant by my mid 30s and NOT be a prick like chef ramsay (just so you know). All people on my friends list get a free all you can eat meal lol :twisted:

I have uploaded over 200 GIFs and images since I have been on Gamespot, feel free take any you want. :twisted:

Hey everyone Flight of the Conchords is a New Zealand comedy band and they are REALLY FUNNY! seriously, look them up on Youtube. They have a hit tv show in America which won a grammy and if you watch you will know why. sweet az just sharing the comedy. :twisted:

That's right the sequel to possibly the best horror game ever made is on its way. If you haven't played Condemned: Criminal Origins then you don't know what you're missing, it's AWESOME! Condemned combines a demonic horror game with a CSI type game and it is brilliant, seriously. Condemned 2: Bloodshot promises more demons, more weapons, more gore and more fun! From what I have seen on the trailers you will literally be able to faceplant a psyco into a tv set......WICKED! :twisted:

Thats right, I have clocked over 250 games. It's difficult to remember all of them so I've only been able to rate 209 of them. Some people might see this to be quite sad because I'm only 16 and.....well...yeah okay, so it is kind of sad but i don't care, I'm a pro gamer! :twisted: