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Shame on a Nug that Tries to Run Game on a Nug...

After the Colts blew it [or, should I say, were beat up!], I went over to ESPN.com to vote on my [new] Super Bowl winner [The Carolina Panthers]

The poll result window was a bit ambitious, to say the least *YOU MAY HAVE TO VIEW THE IMAGE IN A NEW WINDOW*: With a then 35.6% of the vote, the team favored to win Super Bowl XL was: The Pittsburgh Penguins!

The same Penguin team whose coach commented :

"Half of the team doesn't care. ... They're doing the best job to be the worst defensive squad in the league. I'm really starting to believe the goal of our defense is to be the worst defensive squad in the league. They turn the puck over, they have no vision. The guys don't care. They pretend to care, but I know they don't care. They soft. I've never seen a bunch of defensemen soft like this."

Yeah, that's Hockey talk there...

Whoops, ESPN!

*Note - The poll has since been fixed. The Penguins? Well, they still suck!

Eminem Has Earned My Respect

Originally Published 12/8/05 on "He's Paul Phoenicks" http://phoenicks.modblog.com

Once upon a time, Eminem was the rapper most ripped by me on a daily basis. I've called him things like "Hip Hop's Elvis", a "culture stealer", and even "a trojan horse ushering in the commercialization and un-urbanizing of Hip Hop culture." Looking back into some of my previous blog entries, looking back at the "controversy" with Eminem and Source magazine head Ray "Benzino" Scott, I really railed on Eminem and his perceived "crowning" as the "king" of Hip Hop by popular American society. A classic quote of mine:

"This is the machine, placing on a pedestal, the pretty white man. On top of a game he didn't start, didn't do the best work in, or wasn't a major influence of its musicians. Babe Ruth is considered by many to be the greatest baseball player, even though he didn't compete against African Americans, wasn't the greatest pitcher of his era and probably won't be the greatest hitter either, as Barry Bonds approaches and surpasses his records (which is an entirely different debate) while other players have already bested Ruth's other achievements."

Well, now... he's not so bad!
In fact, he's actually quite admirable in his approach to his music these days!

It all started earlier this year with Mockingbird, Eminem's "ode" to his daughters Hailie Jade and Alaina. The song, to those that have never heard it or seen the emotional video on your TRL's and BET's, is basically a message to the kids telling them that, despite all of the hardships their father has had with their mother Kim; despite all of the time that father Marshall wasn't around because he had to earn a living, things were going to turn out okay for them. Daddy was going to be there for the kids no matter what and was going to make sure that, even if things didn't go quite right for them, he was going to do everything he could to make it right! The chorus of the song basically says it all:

"Now hush little baby, don't you cry Everything's gonna be alright Stiffen that upperlip up little lady, i told ya Daddy's here to hold ya through the night I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why We feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But i promise momma's gon' be alright"

To me, this was the first case of evidence in favor of the argument of Eminem, no, Marshall Bruce Mathers, the mature adult and father; the artist who cares about a lot more than just celebrity women shaking their "Ass Like That", killing his estranged wife Kim on record, being a "Superman" lover with fast women, or blue and yellow "Purple Pills". This was a guy that was rising above Hip Hop to become more than a rapper. He was becoming a mature artist and a poet. He was, right before our eyes and ears, becoming someone that was trying to send a deeply personal message through his music.

And it was a refreshing message!

Flash forward to today. Eminem is back with Curtain Call, allegedly his final official album release. It's a collection of #1 hits that features 3 new cuts. This is NOT a best-of disc, however. "When I'm Gone" is the current chart-mover, ranking in the Top 10 of the iTunes singles charts the last I checked. Once again, it features Eminem talking to his children. But now, the tone is different. Instead of listening to Eminem, the rapper, talk to Hailie Jade about how things will be okay no matter what, we're hearing Marshall, the father, trying to cope with not being around for his children. Hailie (voiced by Eminem) wishes that the rapper known as Eminem, and his "dark alter ego", Slim Shady, never existed, as it is this side of Daddy that is blamed as the entity that drove the wedge between Marshall and wife Kim. It is the rapper that made Marshall have to leave the family, pursuing a career in rap music. Slim Shady was the entity that kept Marshall away from Hailie. Slim Shady was what caused Kim to become the oft-publicized woman who is constantly in trouble with the law. Slim Shady was the entity that sent Marshall into rehab for painkillers. Marshall seems very apologetic for letting his Slim Shady persona get in the way of his kids to the point where, in what can be seen as the climax of the music video and song, Marshall KILLS himself (Slim Shady), ending that side of himself, apparently, for good, returning himself to being the man in "Mockingbird."

This is a highly personal work that the rapper Eminem just could not produce. It seems much more like poetry than a song; an autobiographical work of fiction that can almost be taken as fact, given the subjects and histories involved. A rapper can rap as long as they want to - only an artist can convey emotion! Eminem has become that artist and, in doing so, become a family man again.

This is where I have learned to respect the man - he's seemingly out of that braggadocio style of rap that plagues Hip Hop today. The "Ass Like That" rap. That "Crank Yanker" video rap. Michael Jackson insult video rap. He's now a man. He's a father. He's an adult. And, dare I say it, he's NOW someone I can tolerate listening to and genuinely appreciate his message!

Who would've thought that little old me, the same guy that thinks that The Boondocks is this century's greatest representation of African American culture and American society-at-large, would watch the "Hip Hop Elvis" turn into a grown-up and actually like it? I guess I won't be doing any more exposés on the evils of the music industry and how it picks someone to be the cash cow, tossing others to the side!

Who am I kidding! I've got about 3 months worth of articles on that subject I can still write!

The Beginning of the End...

We're inching towards that one place and time on Earth we haven't been at in nearly 30 years. A simple time. An empty feeling for many people, giving several no more reason to live. No new THING to anticipate.
The time???

No more Star Wars!

Think for a second... we get the most sought-after DVD box set ever conceived. Virtually everyone on the planet that has a DVD player or some stock in the DVD revolution asks "when we gettin Star Wars???" Well, now, we've got it!
After this one momentous occasion, we've got the final movie to complete the story of the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker.

And then what???

It's almost like the final shot of Conan the Barbarian, when, upon crushing Thulsa Doom, seeing him driven before Conan, and winning the lamentation of that Amazon chick, Conan had nothing left to live for and just sat on his throne, pondering how empty his life had become! Once you grab that box set and have the inevitable marathon viewing; once you see Obi Wan become one; once you see Luke lose his hand; once you see Yoda die; once you see Luke conquer his father and almost become dark (set to the greatest theme I've ever heard!); once Luke sets the uniform of Vader afire and we witness the final celebration of the Rebels, once we see the big blue globe scroll up on the closing credits; once we watch the super fight between Obi Wan and Anakin; once we see the fall of the Jedi...

It's over!
All of it!

Then what happens next?
So many people have put such a major investment into this universe that there will probably be many a person that sheds a tear in the theatre. Some may go into a depression. Some may just lose touch with humanity!

Some people will keep reading the books. But, as they aren't from the Lab de Lucas, they aren't fact!

Some people will keep playing the video games. But, it's just not the same running around as Revan as it is watching everyone "have bad feelings" about this, that, and the other thing.

There won't be anymore Wilhelm screams, goddammit!

What are we gonna do???
Pray it doesn't go the same route as Star Trek.
Pray that Samurai Jack guy does another Lucas-licensed cartoon, maybe out of the Jedi Academy!
But, damned if I say it, pray that Revenge of the Sith doesn't suck!

Predictions from the mind of Paul Phoenicks!

Now that summer is over, the game of the year talks start. Here's what I have so far:
Game of the year: ??? (I'm siding with Prince of Persia 2 right now)
GCN GOTY: Metroid Prime: Echoes
PS2 GOTY: Metal Gear Solid III: Snake Eater
XBox GOTY: Ninja Gaiden
PC GOTY: Unreal Tournament 2004
RPG of the year: Tales of Symphonia
FPS of the year: Unreal Tournament 2004 (although you could make the case for Far Cry or even Doom 3, which created the next big engine)
Action GOTY: Ninja Gaiden
Adventure GOTY: Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventure
Sports GOTY: Madden 2005
RTS GOTY: Rome: Total War
Fighting GOTY: Def Jam Fight for NY
MMORPG of the year: City of Heroes
Racing GOTY: Burnout 3

Innovation of the year: Four Swords' gameplay
Peripheral you most need: Red Octane Dance Pad
Technology of the year: Doom 3 engine
Graphical Achievement: Doom 3
Soundtrack of the year (non-licensed): Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Letdown of the year: Fable
Story of the year: Acclaim shuts down
Annoying Fad of the year: Street Racing Games
New trend we hope continues: GOOD Compilation Packs
New trend we hope dies: Use of the "free-form" tag to describe everything not related to exploration of a world (free form fighting my ass! Fighting games have more moves and more variety and they're NEVER "free-form"!)

It was a good year for: Movie game fans
It was a bad year for: Acclaim

Biggest sellers:
1. Madden 2005
2. GTA: San Andreas
3. Halo 2

Fable "flopped"... But I never believed the hype!

Fable is making XBox fans cream themselves. If by cream I mean cry tears of joy and sweat bullets at the same time. By now, you may have heard that the game is EXTREMELY short, being beaten in 9 hours by a reviewer who, by his own merits, is not an expert gamer and did kind-of rush through. But still, 9 hours! That's Devil May Cry, not an RPG! That's an action game, not the "greatest RPG ever!" So you'll reply, "well he rushed through like people rush Mario and Metroid and post the vid clip online to show off."

No!

The difference here is that those nerds know the game so well that they know what to get, what to skip, and how to speed through the game they've been playing for years! This is a first time player jumping through a new experience faster than it took me to beat Resident Evil I, II, and III the first time through COMBINED!

This is why I don't trust games by creator Peter Molyneux: he's all concept and can't execute! Don't agree? Is Black & White still in your rotation, or did you chuck it after an hour like I did? You saw that you could go from world view to single person in a second, did it a couple times, then saw the game was boring and quit. I bet Fable is the same way: all the freedom you get with your character adds absolutely zero substance to what is: basically, an under average hack and slash adventure game! Molyneux should just write books, where he can be as long-winded as he wants to, and leave the games to Miyamoto, Kojima, and Carmack!