granted, but you guys aren't any good.

I wish that I didn't make this wish

bulletsword

Granted.

I wish i had a little fairy to follow me around.

[QUOTE="Sajo7"]

Granted, but the your head explodes from trying to achieve victory over yourself.

I wish I could breakdance.

qetuo6

Granted but you broke your limbs.

I wish I had a jetpack.

Granted but it stops working in midair.

I wish I was in a band.