Scientists working on the Human Genome Project have observed that our human DNA is not structured like other creatures; instead, is put together like a high density polymer.

This is more proof of the "man evolved from apes" lie; how can we have evolved from monkeys if we still have monkeys? Easy: we didn't. We were dumped here on this **** dust bowl of a planet in one of the far arms of our own galaxy. We live on the planetary equivalent of a galaxian Austrailia.

We were specifically designed as a slave race to do sh*tty grunt work for our outer worldy overlords. All of the UFO sightings that happen are them just checking up on us, giving us new technology like a dog treat every once in awhile.

I seriously don't believe that 10,000 years of humans living in the dirt could have come up with computers, cell phones, GPS, or even basic switchign systems overnight! do you?