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Blade II parody

Here's another parody made by yours truly!! This parody features Blade,Whistler,Scud,and the Bloodpack from the movie Blade II!! I'm in it as well!!Also this parody is original meaning I made it up! Enjoy!

Everyone is at my mansion (too bad I don't actually live in one :( ) chilling out and doing God knows what!

Me: Man I'm hungry! I need something to suck on!

Blade: I got something you can suck on ;)

Me: I didn't mean it like that you pervert! Also even I did,that would NEVER happen

Blade: You didn't say that last night while I was f***ing your brains out

Snowman: :shock:

Everyone else: Ooooooooooh!

Whistler: Tought him everything he knows

Me: Eww don't even mention such a horror

Verlaine: Awww nothing wrong with sex my dear! *pats my back* How do you think we got here?

Lighthammer: Exactly

Chupa: Next time you two idiots f*** like wild animals,KEEP IT DOWN!!!!

Nyssa: What he said. I don't think ANYONE got any sleep last night

Me: I sure didn't and it's because of a certain half-breed :x

Blade: You know you liked it

Me: I can hardly walk nor sit down cause of you! Not to mention my hair is f***ed up..........

Scud: Damn Blade! :shock:

Snowman: *shaking his head*

Nyssa: Ouch.

Me: :cry: Stupid sex-craved men

Blade: *smacks me on the butt*

Me: OWWWWW! Damn it Blade! You're gonna get it!!

Blade: Uh-oh.

Me: *chasing Blade all over the place*

Reinhardt: *recording everything on camera* This is so going on YouTube

Whistler: And you're gonna lose your balls if you do that

Verlaine: -_- Men..... so stupid yet we love them

Hope you liked my parody! :D I love you guys! *hugs all of you*