But seriously, folks, I have never felt the need to get either a cellphone or an iPod? I don't need a cellphone, because in the last 5 calender years, I've probably spent a combined 10 minutes on the telephone (not counting calls to Xbox and PS2 tech support). I don't have real life friends, and I don't order crap over the phone like pizza's, since I live in an area where nobody delivers. As for the iPod, I'm not one of those people who has to listen to their crappy music everywhere they go. Why are people listening to their Eurotrash techno garbage while they are shopping in stores? I just don't get it. Plus, I really don't feel like having to kick some punks ass when he tries to steal my iPod right off my neck, since they are the new hot item to steal among street thugs.

So, in summary, if you have a cell phone, an iPod, or both, I hope you get hit by a train....