If I was a little kid in Florida, I would get the hell out of there

Anchorman is funnier the second time you see it

Christina Applegate is still hot

No major retailers sell the Special Edition Orgazmo DVD. I guess they have something against an NC-17 movie about a Mormon porn star, and a guy who wears a rubber dick on his head

The NFL Draft is the second best multiple day sporting event in the world, second to the NCAA Tourney

If the Vikings take a running back in said draft with their 7th pick, I will personally show up to training camp this year, naked, with "Fire Mike Tice" shaved into my butthairs

I hope Randy Orton gets critically injured in a hot air balloon accident

One of my cats completely clawed up my newest porno mag

Doom 3 is the epitome of "All Flash, No Substance"

Why the hell did I buy DOA: UIltimate? I've played 4 fighting games in 14 years

Cookies are delicious, especially hot out of the oven

If I lived alone, I probably wouldn't wear any clothes while just relaxing around the house