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....VG then proceeds to kick Old Man Winter square in the testicles.

I am REALLY starting to hate winter right now. And I really don't know why. I have gotten a couple days off work because of it, and I have never hated winter before, but for some reason, I just want Old Man Winter to have a massive heart attack, fall down a flight of stairs, and right into a bear trap. And it's only going to get worse, since Friday, Saturday and Sunday are all supposed to be below 0. I'm talking HIGH temperatures of -5 and -7. But hey, there is a good side to low temperatures: free QPC's. Yep, MCDonald's is running their promo where if you buy a Quarter Pounder with Cheese at regular price, you get a second for the temperature at noon the previous day. So if it was 4 degrees on Monday at noon, you'll get your second QPC for 4 cents on Tuesday. Sweet.

But anyways, back to winter. I am hating it right now. I wish it was March right about now, for a couple reasons:

1. MVP Baseball 2005 comes out around that time
2. NFL free agency in full swing
3. I'll still be high from my Vikings winning the Super Bowl
4. NFL draft only a month and change away (can you tell I'm a sports rube?)

I guess I keep thinking that as soon as summer comes, I'll have the whole summer off, as if I was in high school. Not true. I'll still be stuck delivering meals to old people. Unattractive old people. It would be different if there were a couple hot ones, you know, some 70 year olds with a little jiggle left in their Jello, but no, I get stuck with the hump backs, the hair lips, and the one whose elbows look like cinder blocks.