I've posted 500 messages on GameSpot's forums! I'm pretty high level for someone who's posted that few, I think. ;)

It's amazing... the negative reaction to this name is almost unanimous, even among "sheep." The name is terrible, but it's getting the Revolu-- I mean "Wii" some attention. From an advertising standpoint, that's not a bad thing. Still, everyone in Nintendo's marketing department should be drawn and quartered.

This is just a little story thing that a friend of mine wrote. Once, there was a man who bought some milk. He drank it, noticing the expiration date. It was for the next day. The next day, he died. There was another man, who also bought some milk. He drank it, then he saw the expiration date. The milk expired in one week. Phew, the milk wasn't rotten. One week later, on that exact day, he died. There was a third man. He looked both ways before he crossed the street, but was hit by a car. In the hospital, he was choked to death by a disembodied hand. The moral: Stay away from disembodied hands.