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My 5 Favorite Scott Pilgrim Quotes (Psychikos Blog V)

*Possible Spoilers*

Since I've basically been having a SP nerd fest, I've decided to share some of my favorite quotes from the Scott Pilgrim comic series. First off:

#5 Knives Chau

Knives Chau

"I'll be so, so good!"

For some reason, this line just fits her. Seriously, if Scott Pilgrim were animated, I could imagine her saying this in a cutesy voice, it's like the line was made for her!

#4 Wallace Wells

Wallace Wells

"You're totally my b*tch forever, Scott."

Because he totally is.

#3 Todd Ingram

Todd Ingram

"You know what? I'm a rockstar. I do what I want."

Cuz he's a d*mn rockstar that does whatever he d*mn wants, d*mmit!

#2 Scott Pilgrim

Scott Pilgrim

"I....But....It's....Not...It's totally...It's...Y...You're not the boss of...me?"

While there was a heap of choices for Scott, this one takes the cake because it's basically a comeback so bad that it's hilarious.

But wait, who could possibly deliver a line funnier than the infamous Scott Pilgrim? The answer:

Winner: Kim Pine

Kim Pine

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

Because punching you in your real face would be too easy. No, she's gonna punch your life in the face, then in the balls, then she's gonna tell it how stupid you are.

Thanks for reading and I hope you all enjoyed.