MArio: Okay, so what's that F**king secret your scary thick **** were talking about?

Rosalina: Uh, They're Lumas.

Mario: Goddamnit, goddamnit.

Rosalina: But that's not all.

Mario: What? You Had sex with some of your ex?

Rosalina: ...No, a present! (Takes a Luma in her hand and squeezes it, then, she throws it on Mario)

Mario: Oh, yes, it's a Luma. How exciting.

Rosalina: Hide it inside your Peni... (Take 2) Hide it inside my vag... (Take 3) Hide it inside your a... (Take 4) Hide it inside my a... (Take 5) Hide it inside your Special O... (Take 6) Hide it inside your Cap.

Mario: Alright. (Hiding it inside MArio's Cap, he explodes, he's leaving blood after himself) (Take 2)'

Mario: Alright . (Hides it inside Mario's Cap, his skin falls off) (Take 3)

Mario: Alright. (Hiding it inside his cap, his penis begins to grow) (Take 4)

Mario: Alright. (Hiding it inside his cap)

Rosalina: Okay, twist.

Mario: ...

Rosalina: Twist.

Mario: Uh, WTF?

Rosalina: C'mon do it.

Mario: ...

Rosalina: I told you like, 5 billion trillion Killion times, TWIST!!!

Mario: WTF IS THAT, B**ch?!!

Rosalina: Do Just like i do. (Turning around 360˚ )

Mario: Okay, (Running to Rosalina and Jumps right at her, before humping, it's getting censored and it goes Take 2)

Mario: Okay, (Twisting just like Rosalina with MAgic Blue Light at his hands)

Rosalina: Now, Destroy this Ice thingy.

Mario: Okay, Barbie thingy. (Twisting at the Ice, he loses his hands, he screams, it turns Take 2)

Mario: Okay, Barbie thingy. (twisting at the ice, it gets broken, Mario dies and loses a life, Take 3)

Mario: Okay, Barbie Thingy. (Twisting at the ice, it gets broken, he flies away, to a planet with enemies)

Mario: Huh? (Looks around) Goddamnit.

Goomba 1: See the big Giant Buttsucking hole, down there?

Mario: Yes, it sucked up allmy sh**.

Goomba 1: Can you jump down there? It might be a porno present!

Mario: O'boy! I Love Porn! (Jumps down the hole and gets sucked down by the hole) Porno, here i come! (he loses a life)

(He returns at the goomba)

Mario: Hey! It was no porn, dumb***! Just a bounche of Screamers eating my nether regions!

Goomba 1: Never trust one of King Koopa's troops! Hahaha! :twisted:

Mario: Why You Little! (Stomps the Goomba)

Mario: Oh, Babe, Sexy Babe, what to do now? (The Cantina Band from Star wars begins to play)

(Mario is running to a Bullet Bill, it begins to hunt Mario)

Mario: Uh, Billy thing, you F**k up my life all day.

Bullet Bill: Okay, D**khead, just remember, douchebag, that you started F**king annoy me, Fat***, you can't F**king do anything, Sh**, i'm a F**king molester, and you're my F**king child!

Mario: Na-ah, Baby Mario is.

Bullet Bill: That's EXACTLY what F**king make me upset!

Mario: Oh, there's a star!

(Looks at a Warp Star inside a cage)

Mario: Hmm, how do i do this?

(The Bullet bill explodes at Mario)

Mario: Ow, that hurt, giant Potty douche! Okay, let's see. (Licking the cage, another bullet bill attacks Mario)

Mario: F**k, goddamnit! Hey, maybe a Bullet can help me! (Another Bullet Bill attacks him, then another that destroys the cage)

Mario: Good Bye, fake Porn, Bullet Bills and Of course, thingys i've met before! (Flying away with the Warp Star)

Stay Cool, right here!

Super Mario Galaxy: Rosalina (Paper Mario Version)