(Mario Lands at the planet)

Mario: Wow, Cold Yellow Planet with walking Turds. (Som Goombas are walking on the planet)

(Mario is running to a goomba and stomps it, then, a giant one)

Mario: A Key? To Pornoworld? (Grabs it, a Cage opens with a Luma inside, Mario runs to the Luma)

Mario: Can you take me to Pornoworld, Please?

Luma: No.

MArio: Please?

Luma: No.

Mario: PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luma: ...........NO, GODDAMNIT, NO!!!!!

Mario: Then, Die!

Luma: ... You'll be stuck here forever if you don't get up there... which i want to.

Mario: What the hell am i supposed to do, Goddamnit?

Luma: Sigh... (Transforms into a small Warp Star)

Mario: Okay? Then?

Luma: Twist!

Mario: Okay, then. (Twisting, he gets sended to another planet with the Warp Star, the planet looks same as the previous one)

Mario: WHAT??!! To another Planet?!!?11question mark one, i want to kick Bowser ass and save peach, and get a child with her. (Looks relaxed with his eyes)

Luma: (in a cage) Come here! (Mario comes)

Mario: Yes, what is it, Gay one?

Luma: (Looks sexy) Wanna be gay?

Mario: No, goddamnit.

Luma: Alright then, can you defeat that giant Goomba over there?

Mario: Oh, Sh*t F*ck, Sh*t, F*ck, Sh*t, F*ck, F*cked up B*tch. Not again, i'm working non-stop the whole time, since i was born. (A Clip from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's island, Baby Mario is sitting on Yoshi, Yoshi gets hit by a Shy Guy, Kamek takes Baby Mario away)

Mario: Let's kick his ass!

Giant Goomba: Hohohohohohohoho!!!

Mario: I'm not afraid.

Giant Goomba: Yes, you are!

MArio: Die. (Stomps it and grabs the key, runs to the Luma, the cage is open)

Luma: Finally! (The screen gets censored)