(The Observatory)
Mario: Wow, this place is dark. Why?
Rosalina: There's something we have to tell you.
Mario: That you decided to transplate someone's penis inside your vagina?
Rosalina: ... why this place is dark. Y'see, what's the name o the Spiny Turtle?
Mario: Bowser?
Rosalina: Oh yeah, him. He stole all our Power Stars and Grand Stars for his Fiery Thingy.
Mario: He got stand Omg, you better F*ck my ass, b*tch, suck my balls, b*tch, lick my ass, B*tch, better hang with me, B*tch, will B*tches ever get sexual harrasement?!! F*ck off, Rosalina!
Rosalina: Hey, just because of Bowser is everywhere, u shouldn't F*ck it all up, go to the terrace and get some Stars now.
Mario: Hey, F*ck, (Runs to Rosalina and tries to beat her) You! (Rosalina is poofing Mario away to the Terrace)
Mario: What? Oh, F*cking rosalina, she don't understand a sh*t about what i say. Who are you, Negro-Luma?
Black Luma: Oh, Rosalina's assistant, i can help you findng Power Stars.
Mario: But i do already have a Luma! (Opens his cap, it has been pissing on Mario's head)
Luma: Sorry! (Mario is closing the Cap)
Black Luma: I Mean, helping you discovering Galaxies.
Mario: Okay, tell me.
Black Luma: (Quickly) To open a Galaxy, Please buy Mario Galaxy for $50,00 per month without extra Paying with Extra paying for $100.50 and the results of that goes, poo poo poo, which stands for Dream Land of Kirby's penis after you've brought Kirby's Dream Land and SMG, meet Rosalina and Lick her P*ssy, go to here, i tell you to use the Pull Star here, you'll see some Fiery Things for example her and there, open the Yellow thing here, F*cking, Now, go close and i'll lick your ass, Drag your balls and kick them. The Launch star you see, will shoot you away and you'll puke, and like that, i'm a Luma and piss out of your ass.
Mario: Okay? (Getting grabbed by a Pull Star) Aah!! Some idiot is trying to catch me! (Seeing some Galxies, they're not open, but one of them is.) Oh, what's going on? (The Galaxy is exploding, it's good egg Galaxy)
Mario: Huh? I want to go to that one, that one, F*cking goddamnit!
Black Luma: Twist!
Mario: Okay. (Twisting, he's shooting away to the galaxy)