The situation down there is brutal. I told my parents they should patrol the streets with M1A1 Abrams tanks. I mean, if you were a looter and you saw a tank comin down the street, you would stay where you were, you'd drop everything and run like heck. I made a joke about that. Here's how it goes:
Gunner: Sir! I see a looter!
Pilot: Well shoot him!
Gunner: *Fires main cannon* Oops.
Pilot: WTF?!?! You were supposed to use the 50 cal.!
Gunner: It was an accident!
Pilot: You brought down a whole block! You can kiss you job goodbye!
Gunner: But sir, I got the looter!
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