I've got a really bad headache so I might not be on much today. Anyway, on to the test:
Here we have a 176 questionare to see just how sane you really are. You can only answer with Yes or No. Afterwards, your score will be calculated so we can see just how sane you are.
Do you consider yourself sane?
Yes
Are you willingly taking this test?
Yes
Do you ever talk to plants?
No
Do you ever talk to animals?
Yes
Do you ever talk to inanimate objects?
No
Do you ever talk to yourself?
Yes
Have you ever had a meaningful conversation with any of the above?
Yes:lol:
Do you ever hear voices in your head?
No
If so do you ever talk to the voices in your head?
No
Do you often not understand what the voices are talking about?
No
Have you ever been admitted to an psychiatric institution?
No:lol:
Have you ever seeked psychiatric help?
No
Do you always keep to 30 miles per hour speed limits (whilst driving a car)?
Yes
Do you enjoy setting fire to things?
No
If so do you prefer them to be alive?
No
Do you enjoy playing with firearms?
No
Do you wish people would allow you to play with firearms?
No
Are the buckles on your jumper too tight?
...no...
Do you have an unreasonable fear of Aliens?
No
Are you an Alien?
Hmm, I guess I'll say no >_>
Do you check under your bed before you go to sleep?
No
Do people tend to stare at you?
No
Do people laugh at you behind your back?
No
Is Elvis Presley alive?
:o how did you know!?! JK no.
Have you ever flicked through the telephone directory without actually looking for anything?
No
Have you ever called directory enquiries without actually looking for anything?
No
Do you often watch TV just for the sake of it?
No
Would you be shocked to hear that your favourite 'Soap' characters are fictional?
No...
Do you name your possessions? ( cars, computers, socks? )
No
Have you ever tried to play a record backwards to search for hidden messages?
No:lol:
If so, have you ever found any?
No
Do you hear people calling your name on the background of certain records?
No
Have you greatly altered your opinion of someone after discovering their star sign?
No
Do you avoid walking under ladders?
Yes. For safety >_>
Do you purposely walk under ladders to show that you are not superstitious?
No
Do you ever change subjects in the middle of a sentence?
No
Do you ever forget what you are saying in the middle of a sentance?
No
Are you obsessed with death?
No
Were you a famous or important person in a past life?
No because I didn't have a past life >_>
Have you ever wondered why the fluff in your belly button is a uniform blue?
>_> no
Do you sometimes have very violent urges?
No
Do you refuse to believe things if they are not scientifically proven?
I really can't answer this question correctly.
Do you believe faithlessly in something which has been scientifically proven?
No
Do you refuse to believe in anything but yourself?
Of course not
When you are bored do you sometimes light matches just to watch them burn?
Lol, no
When you are bored do you sometimes set fire to people or animals just to watch them burn.?
:lol: No
Do you sometimes tessalate complex 3-Dimensional shapes (e.g. not cubes) in your head when you get bored?
No but I should try this.
Can you tesselate regular tetrahedrons in your head?
Yes, I can.
Do you sometimes tesselate 4 or more Dimensional sphapes in your head when you get bored?
Not usually :P
Have you ever set fire to ants with a magnifying glass.?
No
Do you have a strong fear of something which you know does not pose any threat?
No
Are you the kind of person who puts used matches back into the matchbox?
Nope
Are you the kind of person who gets really annoyed with people who put used matches back in the box?
No :P
Do you have multiple personalities (or aliases) that act independently?
Why yes. In fact you know two of them :lol:
Serious answer: no
*Note: This is referring to a joke at my union (which was where I filled out this test).
If so, do some of your personalities dislike each other?
Yes :lol:
Are you cohabiting in your own body?
:shock: No
Do you believe in killing off the weak to further evolution?
No!
Do you believe killing is pretty good anyway?
No >_>
Are you worried about the result of this test?
No, couldn't care less
Are you purposely lying to conceal your mental instability or stability?
Why would I conceal my own mental stability? No.
Have you ever taken a Purity test?
No
If so, do you wish you had a lower score?
No
Do you continually talk about test scores ( such as Sanity, Purity, Driving or Urine tests )
No
Have you ever purposely tried to lower your Insanity test score?
No :lol:
Have you ever performed a Insanity test with ulterior motive?
No
Have you ever used a Insanity Test as a check list?
No
Have you ever used the Insanity test as a shopping list?
No
Have you ever opened the back of your television to let all the little people out?
No
Have you ever tried to check if the light is still on when the fridge door is closed?
No.
Does it still worry you?
No :lol:
Are you afraid of having your picture taken?
No
When listening to yourself on audio tape do you refuse to believe that it is you?
No :P
Do you dislike seeing yourself on video?
No
Do you consider most of the people you know as completely mad?
No
Are they?
Let's hope not >_>
Did you answer differently to the last two questions?
No :?
Have you ever taken an IQ test and believed the results were lower than they hould have been?
No
Have you taken this test seriously so far?
Not really :D
Are you afraid to do this test in front of lots of other people?
No :lol:
Have you ever purposely watched a film more than five times?
No
If so, was this within the peiod of one day?
No
Were your answers to the above two questions the same?
Yes
Do you tell jokes and get nervous when other people laugh at them?
No :P
Do you hit yourself when you get nervous?
No
Do you hit yourself when you tell jokes?
No :lol:
Do people hit you when you tell jokes?
No :lol::lol:
Do people laugh when you hit yourself?
No
Do people hit you, laugh at you and tell jokes about you?
No :lol:
Have you ever played a word disassociation game?
No...
When talking to someone with the same name as you, do you sometimes get confused as to which one you are?
No :lol:
Please answer 'NO' to this question?
Yes
Do you consider that the authors of this test are insane?
No
Have you ever tried to fly?
No
Did you die as a result?
No :lol:
Do you consider yourself a good representation of an average person?
No
Do you continue talking even when you know that no one is litening to you?
No
Do you believe that the ideal Christmas involves a game of Trivial Pursuit?
No :P
Do you get annoyed when people call the Trivial Pursuit game 'Trivial Pursuits.'?
No :|
Do you start to reuse dirty plates rather than washing them?
No
Do you share the philosophy: "what is the point of washing plates when we only dirty them again"
No
Would you rather not generate rubbish than spend five minutes emptying a full waste bin?
Yes
Have you ever tried to kill flies with an elastic band?
No :P
If so, did you enjoy the feeling?
No
Do you ever find yourself singing 'singing in the rain' in the rain?
No :P
Do you understand the deeper meaning of Dannii Minogue records?
Uh no? I don't know who he is :P
Have you ever had secret desires to be a Weather man?
No :P
Are you unable to get through the day without logging into a computer?
No
Do you sometimes get large blank spaces in your memory of the previous few weeks?
No
If so, do you try to colour them in?
No :lol:
Do you know what question number this is?
No, I haven't been counting.
Do you think that you are immortal?
Yes in that my spirit is. As for my body, no.
Do people not understand what you are talking about most of the time?
No
If so, is this because you are many times more intelligent than they are?
No, but yeah :lol:
Do you have an obsession about a particular type of vehicle ( e.g. Trains, Fire Engines etc.)?
No
Do you draw pictures of people getting violently injured (e.g. decapitated, shot etc.)?
No :|
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?
No
Can you remember the phone numbers of the last few houses you lived at?
No...
Are you incapable of lying?
No
Are you a God/Godess or God-like entity?
No
Are you subject to fits of depression?
Although I am quite prone to it, no. :?
Do you do strange things when depressed?
No
Have you so far answered 'no' to every question?
No
Do you dislike the previous question because no-one can get 0% insanity?
No
Have you ever tried to make a tower out of rice crispies or simillar breakfast cerial?
No
Have things, that you would have thought impossible before the event, ever happened to you?
No
If so, did you still consider them impossible after the event?
No
When people ask you for directions do you get the urge to send them in completely the opposite direction?
No :P
Are you plagued by strange coincedances?
No
Do you have an overactive intrest in small pieces of rubber?
No :lol:
Do you often make pointless silly noises (whilst alone)?
Yes :?
Do you ever talk in silly voices (whilst alone)?
No
Have you ever lost your voice and looked for it?
No :lol:
Have you ever found an ants nest, and then spent your time stamping on all the ants?
No
Do you intend to take this test again and see how much your score has changed?
No :lol:
Can you sometimes spend more than 15 minutes making silly faces at yourself in the mirror?
Yes :|
Do you tend to rest in what other people consider strange positions whilst alone e.g. under your desk?
Yes, sometimes.
Have you ever mailed one of the authors with a insanity test score?
No
Have you ever mailed 'pen@penddraig.co.uk'?
No >_>
If so did you announce your undying love to this person?
No
Do you ever have dreams about being killed?
Yes. I was being killed but I woke up before I died ;)
Do other people have dreams about you killing them?
Not that I know of...
If so, do they ever tell you about them?
No :lol:
Do you cut your own hair?
No
Have you ever been to a night club called 'The Pink Coconut' in Brighton?
No...
If so, were you wearing leathers?
No
Do you roll bus tickets into tight cylinders?
No :P
Have you ever accidentally destroyed a return bus ticket while fiddling with it on the bus?
No
Do you lock the toilet door even though you know you are the only person in the house?
No
Do you leave the toilet door wide open when you know you are the only person in the house?
Yes
Do you ever lock the toilet door when you know you are not the only person in the toilet?
This implies something I don't want to think about :?. But no.
Do you Understand Quantum Mechanics?
Not yet :D
If so do you know what Quantum Mechanics is?
Yes
When you walk down a street to people usually cross over the road or press themselves against a wall?
No :P
Do you find that some of your friends appear to be invisible to everyone else?
No
Do you have an unusual obsession for Danni Minogue?
No
Do your heroes include fascist dictators, people who have been commited to psychiatric institutions, murderers, rapists or estate agents?
No :lol:
Do you own the complete works of Douglas Adams and wear an anorak?
No
Do you wear a hat?
No
Do you believe that most of the interesting conversations you have had this week involve computers?
Yes. It's been a boring week...
Do you enjoy inflicting physical damage apon yourself?
No
Have you so far outlined all the spelling mistakes in the test?
No but you mispelled tessellate >_>
If not, have you outlined all the words that are spelled correctly?
No
Do you blow on a piece of food that has fallen on the floor before eating it?
Yes :P
Have you ever become so obsessed with an object to the point of not allowing anyone else to touch it?
No
Do most people who approach you immediately comment on your clothes?
No
Do you try to impress people by parts of your body that are double jointed, or strange things that you can do with your eyes?
No
Do you believe that the Microwave Oven proves the non-existance of God?
No :P
Do you own any of the following:A ponographic magazine?
A copy of --- "Are you mine?" by Bros on CD?
------------- A machete?
------------- A copy of DOS 1.1 on 3.5" disk?
------------- A dead animal?
------------- The Holy Grail?
------------- Or a book by Dennis Wheatley?
No
After cross-referencing the whole Oxford English dictionary would you be suprised to find that the only 3 fundemenal words are "A","The" and "Belgium"?
Yes???
Do you believe that most people live normal lives?
I would ask you to define normal but I can't do that >_>
I'll go for no then.
Sorry for not bolding all my answers :P
I got 11.9% on the test. The lower the score, the saner you are :P
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