It's not the fame or glory. No, not the cool gadgets or the ridiculous sizes of wardrobes either. Its's not even the superpowers or respawns, adventures or karma(s). Nope. None 'em. So just what then does this puppet-master envy most about my [ego] and friends from beyond the glowing glass? The rest. Yes, the rest--the rest and the sleep. I mean, my PC's get more sleep than I do. Add it up, using game-time or actual Earth real-time hours and minutes. Sky, Dragonborn, Master Chief, they all get more sleep than their string man. Hello?? Sackboy? Quit jumping in the fire! Flipper, quit whiffing. Madden, shut the Fu tbol-up. They're clueless. And I need a bedroll, or power-outage. Maybe something to dislodge these eyelids.