Morning y'all.....or night, evening, whatever your time zone is.   

I found the best best best best............(3 hours later) best ringtone.   My absolute favorite song "Eternal Flame" by the Bangles.   I said I wasnt' gonna get anymore ringtones but I just had to get it:P    I got that and the song One Day In Your Life:P  

 I wanna cry......Paris Hilton is no longer in jail :cry::cry:    (ok bad rant for me to get started on so I'll try and keep it short)  The world is no longer safe from her:cry::cry:....*runs and hides*  I despise her more then I've ever despised anyone and she doesn't deserve the title of heiress.......SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO BE A CELEBRITY!!!!!!!!!!   I could go out and party alll night everyday if I wanted to......how come I'm not a celebrity??????????  I....I...could *curls up in hiding spot covering mouth and burying head in an attempt to shut up, takes deep breaths*

 

sorry......that's why I try not to bring her up:?   ANYWAY.......got a great joke again.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,

looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you"  The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus