verry very sharp. (duh)

my friend has been sending me text messages. some are hilarious and some are wrong on so many levels:P This one I got when I turned my phone on.......funny but sooooooooo wrong:lol: and no I ain't bout to tell ya what she sent:P other times she'll send me pictures that just make me go "wow, where does she find this stuff?". Something tells me I'm better off not knowing cause if it gets sent to her............y'all know it'll get sent to me.

found out this morning from my other friend that an 11 year old boy was killed last night............10 minutes away from my house:? apparently it was an accident and the driver got so scared he drove off. That made me wonder what an 11 year old was doing out that late anyway *raises eyebrow* Apparently he was leaving a friends house....which makes me wonder where the parents were at to pick him up.......I'll never understand this city :roll: but yeah the driver that hit him was caught.

hehe have some fun with these questions:P Think bout these before you read the spoiler:P

A sophisticated computer is fed this knotty problem. Between two clocks, one which is broken and doesn't run at all, while the other loses one second every 24 hours, which is more accurate?

[spoiler] the computer. the broken clock is only right twice a day. The other one is only right once in every 236.55 years [/spoiler]

Nancy is a very attractive clerk in a candy store. She is 19 years old, is a Freshman at an Ivy League University, wears fashionable clothes, and is a highly competent mathematician. She has done a least squares analysis on her weight during the last two years and has found that the best fitting polynomial is a cubic equation. What does she weigh?

[spoiler] she weighs candy:P [/spoiler]

BYEEEE!!!!