afternoon y'all........sadly I have no random thoughts again. for I have only been up for about an hour now......so yeah, still attempting to wake up. only thing accomplished was actually getting out of bed, putting on my "friends don't let friends live in Taylor" shirt (hopefully y'all get that....I know everyone in Michigan will) and jeans that are so long I walk on 'em even when wearing shoes and that used to belong to my sister:| (why the blank stare? for those of you that don't know...my sister is 8 years younger then me). Then set off to get some food....too lazy to ask someone to move my brother's car so I can drive...toolazy to drive as well, good thingfor the gas station across the street.
The Slacker:
If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts
and thinking things through, you will love this! A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?" From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."BYEEE!!!