I'm officially done drinking Vault...I quit after yesterday......didn't help that around this time I had ice cream with chocolate syrup, whipped cream and a cherry too:P That was great......my cherry got buried but I found it:P Hehe and I got the last one too. (dn't ask =P )
had another semi easy day at work....didn't get to sit around but I got to work with the only two people I get along with....my friend that got me the job and this other girl. Me and her are hilarious when we work together........we yell at each other for getting in the other person's way and give each other attitude over stupid stuff...and she likes to make me feel like an ass for no reason:lol: I had both earpeices in my ears as I was leaving come to find out, she was yelling for me to wait up for her:P :lol: I swear I didn't hear her..that's the nice thing bout my mp3 player....it drowns out EVERY noise around me. but she wasnt' mad when she caught up to me:)
[spoiler] They walk among us.......again:|
- Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through,
can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business. "
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."
-Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking
about."
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that
I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack
before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall."
-RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?" Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?"
-Caller (inquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe) "If I register my car in France, and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"
- Directory Enquiry's
Caller: "I 'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please"
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off."
- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland."
-On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on."
- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "OK."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.
-Tech Support: "OK, at the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?"
-Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?"
Just remember that if you ever deal with stupid people.........there are a helluva lot stupider out there:P [/spoiler]
Are you running on adrenaline?
You Are Running on 54% Adrenaline
Your Adrenaline Level: High
You often feel like you are running on empty. And it doesn't feel great!
Slow it down a little - even if it means not getting everything done.
BYEEE!!!! *sits out in rain and just watches it fall*