Raven1983 / Member

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If you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say........

Helloooo everyone:P   How are y'all?

 I saw the most interesting thing this morning before leaving for work... I was watching "how it's made".  They were making wicker baskets and apparently they're hand made......somehow I feel I should have known that. I wouldn't have the patience for a job like that....It looks so incredibly boring and time consuming.   The finished product comes out pretty cool though.   

This lady I work with asked me how things with my boyfriend were doing.   I looked at her and said..."what boyfriend?"  I haven't talked to him in months. I called and called and called and called and called, well you  get the idea.  I never got an answer OR a call back.  Do you know what he said to me when he shows up on MSN?  "why haven't I been calling?" :roll:  

Any way that's enough about me.......I won't keep you waiting any longer for the great emails I get:P 

 

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws:

1. Light travels faster then sound.  This is why some people appear bright till you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except when it comes to vending machines

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting, there's always a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try pass them five or six at a time...on a hill...on a curve...in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like that

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (this also applies to my face and wallls when it's dark :lol: )

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 

14. When you go to court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. (and to think I was ALMOST one of those 12 :P )

 

enjoy BYEEEEEE!!