my thoughts:   my shoulder still hurts...so does my arm, it's day 3......I'm used to it so no point in complaining.

I've had that Shakira song "hips don't lie" stuck in my head for days........Help me!!!!:P   I need a new song.

Quizno's is going great...people are finallly starting to warm up to me cause i'm no longer the "New Hire".

Got and AC put in our room today (and by our room I mean me and my sister :roll: ) now I get to put the six blankets  I sleep with to use  cause now I get to freeze. hmm wait that's not good *crawls under blankets*

Funny Medical Stories 2:

5.  While  aquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked "How long have you been bedridden?"   After a look of complete confusion, she answered " why not for about twenty years, when my husband was stil alive"

6.  Iwas caring for a woman  and asked "so how's your breakfast this morning?" "it's vey good, except for the kentucky jelly, I just can't get used to the taste" The patient replied.  I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly"

7. As a young new MD doing residency, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.  To cover up my embarrassment, I unconsciencely formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged woman suddenly burst out laughing and further embarassing me, I looked up sheepishly  and said "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"   she replied,"No Doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner'"

OK I admit these weren't as funny as the first ones....but they do deserve a few chuckles:?

BYEEEE!!!!!