Then it's all fun and games with one eye:P Sadly that part didn't fit in the title....oh well.
Morning y'all......how are you doing? I'm still sleepy but I guess I can't sleep all day:? I love waking up being unable to breathe........NOT!!!! its such an annoying feeling *quietly mutters something bout stupid stuffy nose that won't go away* You wouldn't beleive how long I've had a stuffy nose if I told you:P at least I think I told you....or maybe I didn't...I dunno I just got up half an hour ago......give me a few hours or till I go to bed again to wake up.
I had another thought but since it's too early to think.....I don't remember what it is.....oh well it'll come to me.
I bet y'all are looking forward to part 3 of How To Be Annoying.....but I'm gonna interrupt it right now.....got a great joke yesterday. Hope y'all like it too.
The Lawyer and the Smart Blonde:
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
BYEE!!!