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It's all fun and games till someone puts an eye out......

Then it's all fun and games with one eye:P       Sadly that part didn't fit in the title....oh well.

Morning y'all......how are you doing?    I'm still sleepy but I guess I can't sleep all day:?   I love waking up being unable to breathe........NOT!!!!   its such an annoying feeling *quietly mutters something bout stupid stuffy nose that won't go away*  You wouldn't beleive how long I've had a stuffy nose if I told you:P    at least I think I told you....or maybe I didn't...I dunno I just got up half an hour ago......give me a few hours or till I go to bed again to wake up.

I had another thought but since it's too early to think.....I don't remember what it is.....oh well it'll come to me.

I bet y'all are looking forward to part 3 of How To Be Annoying.....but I'm gonna interrupt it right now.....got a great joke yesterday.  Hope y'all like it too.

The Lawyer and the Smart Blonde:

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. 

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." 

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. 

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" 

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. 

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" 

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep. 

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" 

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. 

BYEE!!!